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18 Apr 2014

Newspaper Headlines of 2050

Headlines of 2050:

1. Rajnikant in DHOOM 22

2. Golmaal-15 ready 4 release.

3. I will play the next world cup-Sachin.

4. Shahid, Saif attended Kareena’s 8th wedding.

5. Petrol-984 rs/litre.

6. Shahrukh khan’s daughter becomes a heroine with Amitabh Bachhan in a luv story titled: Cheeni Khatam

7. CID completd 10,00,000 episodes.

8. Nokia launches new phone..wid facilities lyk..20 sim card,500 gb in built memory, camera,music player,TV,fridge & washin machine in phne.

9.Ram gopal varma’s phoonk-23 again failed at box office.

10. India beat brazil in fifa world cup.

17 Apr 2014

Agar doctors films banate to kya naam rakhte?

Kabhi khansi kabhi bulgum

Kaho naa bukhar hai

Kal patient ho na ho

Hum kidney nikaal chuke sanam

16 Apr 2014

Azeebo gareeb Children bravery award

15 August ko children bravery award ke liye kuch bachcho ko Delhi bulaya gaya.

Prime Minister Manmohan: Tumne aisa kya kiya bachcho jo tumhe yaha bulaya gaya?

Pehla Bachcha: Maine ek chor ko pakda.

Dusra Bachcha: Maine ek daku ko pakda.

Teesra Bachcha: Maine ‘Ravan’ aur ‘joker’ dekhi. Woh bhi do-do baar!

14 Apr 2014

Favorite hero of Vampires

Q. Vampires aam taur par kiski movies dekhna pasand karte hai?

Socho…

Hint: Apna Bollywood ka hero hai..

ab bhi nahin pata?

simple hai yaar…

Dharmendra ki. (Kutte kamine mein tera khoon pee jaunga)

12 Apr 2014

KBC: What if these actors were the host

Amrish Puri: Sahi jawab! Mogambo khush hua !

Amjad Khan: Kitane options the? Chaar! Soover ke bachchon! Chaar chaar options! Bahut nainsaafi hai!
Dhish-keoin! Dhish-keoin!! 50-50 kar ke do galat jawab maine uda diye. Ab bol, tera kya hoga Kaaliya?

Sanjay Dutt: Aye item log, kaye ko udhar khada hai? Idhar aake mere pass baith jaa. Kya be chikane – tere ko aata hai to bol dal varna main tere ko idhar-eech phod dalega.

Raj Kumar: Jaani, jinake ghar shishe ke hote hai woh doosaron pe patthar nahin fenka karate. Vaise hi jo hot seat pe baithe ho woh galat jawab nahin dete.

09 Apr 2014

Once rajnikant kissed a girl and a boy

Ek Baar Rajnikanth Ne Ek Ladke Aur ladki Ko kiss Kiya,

Wo aajkal Emraan Hashmi aur Mallika Sherawat Ke Naam Se Jaane Jate hain.

29 Mar 2014

Gaadi on the Road – Aal Izz Well Funny Version

FUNNY VERSION OF ALL IS WELL SONG

JAB GAADI HO OUT OF CONTROL,
TO BREAK KO DABAAKE CHAL,
BREAK KO DABAAKE CHAL, SPEED KAMA KE CHAL,

GAADI KYA JAANE BHAI USKA KYA HOGA,
DHAANCHA BIGDEGA YA BECHARA THIK RAHEGA,
KOI NAA JAANE USKE SAATH KYA HOGA,
TO BREAK DABA SPEED KAMAA, SPEED KAMA KE BOL,
GOD MUJHKO BACHA LE,
GOD ACCIDENT NA HOWE,
GOD MUJHKO BACHA LE…..

JUNGLE HI JUNGLE HAI ROAD KA KUCHH BHI PATA NHI,
ROAD JO MUJHKO MILA TO SAALA GHAR KA ADDRESS PATA NHI,
YAADDAASH JO TERA BAAD BAAD CHAL JAAYE,
MILKE DOCTOR SE DAWAAI TU LIKHWA LE,
TU IDIOT HAI GAADI KO ACHHA SE SAMHAAL RE,
BREAK DABA SPEED KAMA,
SPEED KAMA KE BOL,
GOD MUJHKO BACHA LE,
GOD ACCIDENT NA HOWE,
GOD MUJHKO BACHA LE

JEB KE PAISE KO LAGA DIYA GAADI THIK KARWAANE ME,
PAISE TO KHATM HO GAYE PAR GAADI SAALA THIK HUA NHI,
GOD KA NAAM LE LEKAR THAK GAYA,
PAR GOD NE KUCHH TO KIYA NHI,
DRIVER NAA JAANE USKI LIFE KA KYA HOGA,
TRUCK KE NICHE GHUSEGA YA PALTEGA,
KOI NAA JAANE GAADI KA KYA HOGA,
TO BREAK LAGA SPEED KAMA….