WhatsApp Joke – Bollywood Hindi Songs & their Medical Meanings

Hindi Songs & their Medical Meanings:-

Jiya Jale Jaan Jale, Raat Bhar Dhuan Chale..
Fever

Tadap Tadap Ke Is Dil Se Aah Nikalti Rahi..
Heart Attack

Suhani Raat Dhal Chuki, Na Jaane Tum Kab Aoge..
Constipation

Bidi Jalayle Jigar Se Piya Jigar Ma Badi Aag Hai..
Acidity

Tujh Mein Rab Dikhta Hai, Yaara Main Kya Karoon..
Cataract

Tuje Yaad Na Meri Aayi Kisi Se Ab Kya Kehna..
Alzheimer?s

Mann Dole Mera Tann Dole..
Vertigo

Tip-Tip Barsa Pani, Pani Ne Aag Lagayi..
Urinary Infection

Dil Dhadak-Dhadak Ke Keh Raha Hai..
Hypertension

Aaj Kal Paaon Zameen Par Nahi Padte Mere..
Corn On Feet

Haay-Re-Haay Neend Nahi Aaye..
Insomnia

Batana Bhi Nahi Aata, Chupana Bhi Nahi Aata..
Piles

And Sabse Mast

Lagi Aaj Saawan Ki Phir Wo Zadi Hai..
Loose Motion 😀 😛

Hasso Mat, jaldi Share karo..
Beemari purani hain, Joke naya hai 😀

Also Read: Bollywood Songs for School Life

WhatsApp Jokes | Bollywood, Funny Songs, Hindi, JOTD, Medical | Joker

Bollywood’s WhatsApp Group – Funny Conversation

Akshay on whatsapp

Akshay- Hi everyone !!

Shahid- Hi over acting ki dukaan 😀 😀

Akshay- 😐 😐

Saif- 😛 😛

Kareena- Hi Saifu.. Love u

* shahid left group *

Bipasha- haha.. bichara.. how r u friends? 🙂

John- hey am fine .. missed u .. how’s u? <3

* Bipasha left group *

Akshay- are yaar bahot boring ho raha hai 😐 :-S

Ajay- Kyun? Tees maar khan dekhi kya ? 😀 😀

Akshay- Nahi.. Teri Himmatwala dekhi 😡 😡

* Ajay was removed from group *

Ashwariya- Nice to meet u all.. Thanks for adding in this group 🙂

Salman- Miss toh humne bhi bahot kiya aapko 🙁 😐

Ashwariya- Hi.. who are you? :-S
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Celebrity Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Akshay Kumar, Bollywood, Hindi | Joker

Alia Bhatt Jokes with Aamir Khan and Mahesh Bhatt

Aamir Khan: How did India get Independence?

Alia: When you hit a six against England! (Lagaan)…. 😀

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Mahesh Bhatt: Beti, Vote dene chalein?

Alia Bhatt: Papa aap missed call karke bhi vote de sakte hain, Maine kal DID mein dekha tha…!!!

Beti Rocked, Papa Shocked 😛

Celebrity Jokes, Jokes | Alia Bhatt, Bollywood, Hindi, Twitter | Joker

Top Alia Bhatt Dumb Twitter Jokes – #YoAliaSoDumb

alia-bhattArjun kapoor : MODI needs to get 272
Alia Bhatt : in how many overs?

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Teacher- Tell me the Version of JAVA !
Alia Bhatt – Mar JAVA, Mit JAVA, Lut JAVA, Main Sadke JAVA !

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Parineeti – hey Alia, do you know any product of Microsoft
Alia – MS Dhoni

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Arnab Goswami: Who will win the elections?
Alia – Aam Admi Party, coz its Aam ka season!

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ALSO READ: Funny Nirupa Roy Jokes

Celebrity Jokes, Jokes | Alia Bhatt, Bollywood, Hinglish, Twitter | Joker

Gaon mein Bollywood wale aaye hain!

Beti – Maa gaon mein bollywood wale ayein hain.

Maa – Andar aaja inki neeyat badi kharab hoti hai.

Beti – Maa Emraan hashmi bhi aaya hai.

Maa – tab toh bakri ko bhi andar le le..

Celebrity Jokes, Jokes | Bollywood, Emraan Hashmi, Hindi | Ashish

Cricket by Rajnikanth

Lagaan ending in Rajnikanth style:

Climax : 1 ball 20 runs needed.
Bowler bowls, Rajni hits ball…
Ball splits into 4 pieces go for 6’s. India wins!
Yenna Rascala…. Mind It !!!!!!!!!

Rajnikanth Jokes | Bollywood, Hindi | Aditya

Himesh Reshammiya ka kutta

Himesh Reshammiya ka kutta ghar se bhag gaya

dusre kutto ne pucha tu kyun bhaga ?

Kutta : sala raat ko gane ki practice khud karta hai, subah log mujhe marte the….

Celebrity Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Bollywood, Himesh Reshammiya, Hindi | Ashish

Top 5 funny shops by Bollywood stars

Top 5 funny shops :-

1. Mallika Textiles,
2. Salman Marriage Beureau.
3. Dolly Bindra Fitness center.
4. Dharmendra Dance School.
5. Rakhi Sawant Satsang Kendra.

Jokes | Bollywood | Ashish

Himesh Reshammiya aur Ravan aamne saamne

Ek baar Himesh Reshammiya aur Ravan aamne saamne aa gaye.

Himesh: Aap to Ramayan ke Ravan ho!

Ravan: Kaun ho tum?

Himesh: Main ek singer hoon. (gana gakar sunata hai…oooo huzoorrr…tera tera tera sarrrooooor)
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Celebrity Jokes, Jokes | Bollywood, Himesh Reshammiya, Hindi | Aditya

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