Today when I was buying Top Ramen noodles….
The atma of Maggi noodles appeared before me and whispered…..
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Hum thode bewafa kya huye.
Aap to badchalan ho gaye
Top Funny Jokes for Bollywood
Bachche ko lagi Potty
1 Baccha potty karne khule mein gaya
Waha ek Suar (pig) baitha tha
Suar ko dekhkar Baccha waha se bina potty kiye jane laga
Yeh dekh, Suar chillaya
“Saadda Haqq
Etthe Rakkhh…” 😉
Teachers vs Engineers
Engineer, doctor, CA:-
Aaj mere paas Bangla hai…
Gaadi hai…
Naukar chakar hain…
Tumhare paas kya hai…??
Teacher: Mere paas garmi ki chhuttiya hain!!
Biwiyo ka Mindset
Biviyaa bhi ajeeb mindset rehti hain
Devdas ka Shahrukh inhe “Romantic” lagta hai…
Aur
Pati sharaab piye to “Bewda” lagta hai!!
Horror Bollywood films
Horror films me Ladki ko ghar me jab kuch
ajeeb sunai deta hai toh woh aise bolti hai…
Kaun hai wahaa??
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Jaise ke Bhoot bolega:
Haan main kitchen mein hoon..
Maggi khayegi??
Ladkiyo ki Chahat – Salman Khan ya Virat Kohli
Yeh ladkiya chahe kitna bhi
Salman Khan, Virat Kohli pe marti ho..
Ant mein
Inki shaadi…
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Jethalal se hi honi hai!
PK Style Weather Ka Haal
Mausam ek dun Lul hoi gawa hai…
Bole to..
Sasura kabhi garmi lagat hai, to kabhi thanda…
Kaunho firki le raha hai, hum logan ka..
eee wrong number hai..
ee gola par mausam ka kaunho bharosa hi nahin..
ek to thanda, upar se ee sasura baarish…
hum to confusiaa gaya hoon..
ki saala Sweater pehenun, ya Raincoat!!
Krishna Aur Radha
Modern krishna to radha..
Main krishna kanahiya aur tu radha gori
Main kites ka Hrithik, tu barbara mori…
Radha boli…
Jyada line mat mar…
coz i hate love story!
;-} :[P
Bollywood Songs for School Life
SCHOOL :
Apni to paatshala
masti ki pathshala
TUTION :
Idhar chala mai udhar chala
MATHS :
Ajeeb dastan hai yeh
SCIENCE :
Aa khusi se kudkushi karle
GEOGRAPHY :
Musafir hoon main yaaro
ECONOMICS :
Kyu paisa paisa karti hai,
paise pe kyu tu marti hai
EXAM :
Zehrelein raatey ninde udd jati hai
RESULT :
Jiya dhadak dhadak
PASS :
Aaj mai upar asman niche 😀
FAIL :
Jag suna suna lage.. 🙁 😛
Biggest Lie in a bollywood movie?
Q: What is the biggest lie ever told in a hindi movie?
Ans:
Zeenat Aman in a bikini singing & asking “Kya dekhte ho”
and
Feroz khan answering: Surat tumhari..!!
