EK bhikhari ko 100/- ka note mila..
Wo five star hotel mein gaya aur bharpet khana khaya
3000/- ka bill aaya…
woh Manager se bola: Paise nahin hain..
Manager ne use police ke hawale kar diya..
Bhikhari ne police ko 100/- diye aur chhoot gaya!!
Isko bolte hain..
Financial Management without MBA in India.
Bhikhari:
Daadi roti dijiye.. khaane ke liye
Daadi:
Abhi taiyaar nahin hui, baad mein aana..
Bhikhari:
95 95 97 97 98
Yeh mera mobile number hai,
Taiyaar hote hi missed call kar dena
“Bhikhari rocks, Daadi shocks”
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Picture abhi baaki hai mere dost..
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Ek Faqeer tha…
Bheekh maangne ke liye masjid ke bahar baitha tha..
Sab namaazi Ankh bacha kar chale gaye
Aur use kuchh na mila.
Wo phir church gaya,
Phir mandir
Or
Phir gurudware.
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Fakeer to Santa:
Aapke Padosi ne Pet bhar ke khana khilaya hai..
Aap bhi kuch Khilao ?
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Santa Sardar: Ye Lo Hajmola . . .!!!