Baniya ka ladka: Papa papa, maine aaj paise bachaye.
Baniya (khush hokar): Wah beta wah, magar kaise bachaye?
Ladka: Main dentist ke paas gaya tha daant nikalne.. Dentist ne kaha ki 500 Rs fees hai…phir tum ek daant nikalo ya do daant. Phir maine sabhi nikal diye!