Teacher: Ek amrood ke ped par 10 aam hain, usme se 5 chikoo maine nikal liye to ped par kitni mosambi bachegi?
Student: 10 Hathi
Teacher: Good… tumne sahi jawab kaise diya?
Student: Kyunki aaj main tiffin me methi ki sabzi laaya hoon.
MORAL: Roj brush karo, warna ghar mein chuhe aate hain
PS: Don’t try to kill us after this PJ
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