A man was watching a DVD at home.. and jor jor se cheekhne laga …..
Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!
Ghode par se mat utar.. Pagal mat utar..
Its a trap!! Its a trap!!
Marega saale..
Wife: Kya dekh rahe ho???
Man: Our wedding DVD!!
Latest Husband Wife Jokes Jokes
Never Underestimate the power of…
Never underestimate the power of three things;
1. Wife angry for a reason;
2. Wife angry without reason
and
3. Wife about to get angry & looking for a reason.
Saambhar or Rassam?
Wife : Shall I prepare Sambhar or Rasam today
Husband : First make it, we will name it later ๐
Pati Patni aur Winters
Biwi Bathroom Se Naha Ke Nikli To Uska Pati Use Ghur Raha Tha!
Biwi Romantic Hokar Boli: Kya Iraada Hai?
Pati Ne 2 Thappad Maare Or Bola “Mere Garam Pani Se Kyu Nahayi”
Happy Winters… ๐
Latest Funny Husband Wife Jokes
Prabhu
Yeh kya Moh-Maya hai?
Apna Baccha roye, toh dil me dard hota hai.
Aur doosre ka roye, toh sir me!
Apni Biwi roye, toh sir me dard hota hai.
Aur doosre ki roye, toh dil me!
Sab prabhu ki maya hai
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A Man praying in Kumbh Mela…
Hey Prabhu, nyay karo…
Hey Prabhu, nyay karo…
Hamesha bhai-bhai bichhadte hai kumbh mein…
Kabhi pati-Patni per bhi try karo
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Wife : jaanu, kaash aap msg hote,
main aapko save karti, jab chahe padhti.
husband : kanjoos hee rahiyo,
Save hi karke rakhiyo, apni kisi saheli ko forward na kariyo ?
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Husband: Kaash main Ganpati hota. Tum roz meri pooja karti, mujhe laddu khilati, bada mazaa aata.
Wife: Haan, kaash tum Ganpati hote. roz tumko laddu khilati, har saal visarjan karti, naye Ganpati aate, bada maza aata!!
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Agar aapki wife aapka kehna nahi manti hai to..
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to..??
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Itna dhyan se mat padho,
kisi ki nahi manti…!!
Iska koi solution nahi hai.
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Wife: Janu kya main tumhare sapnon me aati hu.
Husband: Nahi.
Wife: Kyun?
Husband: Main “hanuman chalisa” padh kar sota hun!
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Unmarried boy: “Mujhe shaadi nahin karna. Mujhe sab aurato se darr lagta hai
Father: “Kar le beta, phir ek hi aurat se darr lagega baaki sab achchhi lagengi
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Assistant: “Sir, Aap Office Mein Shadi-Shuda Aadmiyon Ko Hi Kyu Rakhte Ho?”
Boss: “Kyunki Unhe Beizzati Sehne Ki Aadat Hoti Hai Aur Ghar Jane Ki Jaldi Bhi Nahi Hoti”
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Husband: tere baap ki jaley par namak chidakne ki adat gayi nahi?
Wife- kyo kya hua?
Husband- aaj fir se puch raha tha “Meri beti se shadi karke kush to ho na??
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Touching story…
A husband and wife went for a walk. While walking husband got hurt by a stone and started bleeding.
He looked at his wife, hoping she would tear her dupatta and tie it on the wound.
Wife looked in his eyes and said:
Sochna bhi mat…
Designer piece hai!!!
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Husband ko Market Jaate hue
Wife ne paise dekar kaha: Kuchh Aisi Cheez Laana jis se main SUNDAR Dikhu…
Husband khud k Liye Whisky ki 2 Bottle Le Aaya..!
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Man : Sir, my wife is missing.
Postman : Yeh post office hai, Police station nahi.
Man: Oh sorry . . . . . . . .
Sala khushi ke mare kaha jaau, samajh me nahi aa raha !!!
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Wife ki problem par Husband ka awesome reply
Wife:
Agar meri shaadi kisi ‘Raakshas’ se bhi ho jaati
to bhi main itni pareshan nahin hoti,
jitni main tumhare saath hoon!
Husband:
Arrey pagli, Blood relation mein shaadiya kaha hoti hai?
๐ Wife trolled!
Santa ki Nayi Nayi Shaadi
Santa ki nayi nayi Shaadi hui thi,
Phir bhi use shaam ko ghar jaane ki koi jaldi nahin rehti thi
Wo der tak office mein baitha rehta tha!
Ek din uske boss ne usse karan puchha..
to Santa ne jawab diya.
Baat yeh hai Sir, ki meri patni bhi naukri karti hai,
Aur hum dono mein se jo bhi ghar pehle pahunchta hai, Khana use hi banana padta hai!!! ๐ ๐
Angry wife – Husband in Bar
An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him.
“What’ll you have?” he asked. “Oh, I don’t know.
The same as you I suppose,” she replied.
So, the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel’s and threw his down in one shot.
His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spat it out.
“Yuck, that’s TERRIBLE!” she spluttered. “I don’t know how you can drink this stuff !”
“Well, there you go,” cried the husband…
“And you think I’m out enjoying myself every night!”
Husband ka Kamar dard aur Padausan
Husband:
Kamar Mein Bahut Dard Hai..
Baaju Ke Ghar Se IODEX Le Aao..
Wife: Wo Nahi Denge…
Husband: Kitne Kanjoos Hai Saaale,
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Jaane Do,
Apni Hi Nikal Lo,
Almaari Mein Rakhi Hai.
Shaadi ke function mein pati patni
Shaadi ki function chal raha tha..
Pati apni patni ke sath waha pahuncha,
Thodi der baad patni ne dekha ki wo kisi mahila se hans-hans kar baat kar raha hai..
Patni ne paas aakar kaha: Main ghar pahunch kar, tumhari Garam paani ki sikaayi kar ke Iodex laga dungi!!
Pati: Par mujhe chot kaha lagi hai?
Patni: Abhi hum ghar bhi kaha pahunche hain?? ๐
Look At that guy drinking and dancing
In a party..
Wife: Look At that guy drinking n dancing.!
Husband: Who’s he?
Wife: 10 years back he proposed me & I rejected him
Husband: Oh my god, he is still celebrating..:p