3 log marne k bad swarag ke darwaje par pahuche..
1st bola: main pujari hoon, maine aapki zindagi bhar sewa ki mujhe andar aane do…
God: Next…
2nd: main doctor hoon, maine zindagi bhar logo ki sewa ki mujhe andar aane do…
God: Next…
3rd: main shaadi shuda hoon…
God: Bas kar pagle rulayega kya, chal andar aaja.. :-{P
A Guy to his Friend:
Har ek peg k bad apni jeb me kya dekhte ho ?
Friend: Biwi ki photo! Jab sundar lagne lagegi to iska matlab… ab chad gayi hai!! ๐
Ladkiyon ke darr bhi ajeeb hote hain
Bheed mein ho to Logo ka darr
Akele mein ho to Sunsan raho ka darr
Garmi mein ho to Paseene se bheegne ka darr
Hawa chale to duppatte ke udne ka darr
Koi na dekhe to apne chehre se darr
Koi dekhe to dekhne wale ki aankho se darr
Bachpan ho to mata-pita ka darr
Raah mein kadi dhoop ho to chehre ke murjhaane ka darr
Baarish aa jaaye to usme bheeg jaane ka darr
Wo darti hai aur tab tak darti hai
Jab tak unhein koi Jeewan-sathi nahin mil jaata
Aur wahi wo vyakti hota hai jise wo sabse jyaada darati hain!! ๐
Lady in a theatre with husband’s Boss.
(Mobile Rings)
Lady: “Yes, OK, Fine, Luv u, Bye”
Lady Turns 2 boss,
Laughs & Says: Bloody cheater,
Says he’s In Meeting With You..!! ๐ ๐ ๐
Ek aadmi apni biwi ke sath ja raha tha
Use raste mein ek dost mila, Jise hathkadi lagi hui thi aur Police ne pakda hua tha…
Aadmi: Kya hua? :S
Dost: Maine apni biwi ko maar diya
Aadmi: Kitni saja hui? :O
Dost: 2 Hafte
Aadmi: Sirf 2 Hafte? ๐
Usne suna aur Police wale ki Gun se apni Biwi ko maar diya!
Dost: Abe yeh kya kiya, Poori baat to sunta… Mujhe 2 hafte mein fansi ho jaayegi ๐
Aadmi: O, main to aiwain aiwain aiwain aiwain lut gaya!!
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