Do raste hain Aatmahatya ke…
1) Gale mein fanda daal kar latak jaao (Tez and sahi)
2) Gale me var-mala daal kar latke raho (Dheema and dardnak)
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Latest Husband Wife Jokes Jokes
A Couple in a Hotel
Husband: (calls up Hotel Manager from Room) Please Come Fast, I am Having an Argument with My Wife & She Says She will Jump from ur Hotel Window.
Manager: Sir, I am Sorry, But this is Your Personal Matter.
Husband: You Bastard! The Window’s not Opening. This is a Maintenance Issue!!!
;-} ๐
Happily Married Couple for 25 Years
A Page from Husband’s Diary
Ek Pati ki Dairy se Ek Panna:
25 May 2015:
Aajkal main aksar apni shaadi ki video CD ko dheere dheere reverse mode mein dekhta hoon. Aur mujhe uska ant bahut hi sukhad lagta hai, Jab wo Car mein baithi hui, Sagai ki angoothi utaar deti hai! Car se utar kar jaati hai aur apne baap ke ghar wapas laut jaati hai!
Gifts Before and After The Marriage
Wife: Shaadi se pehle aap mujhe kitne uphar diya karte the… ab kyun nahin dete?
Husband: Kya tumne kabhi suna hai ki machhali pakadne ke baad bhi machhera use chaara khilata ho!! ๐
Har janm mein Same husband kyun?
1st Lady: Patni har janam me wahi pati kyun chahti hai?
2nd Lady: Taaki uss pati ko sudharne me lagi mehnat bekaar na jaaye ๐
Kitna achcha hota ki main kitaab hoti
Wife: Kitna acchha hota yadi main kitaab hoti aur har samay tumhari aankho ke saamne hoti!
Husband: Kitna achcha hota ki tum Calendar hoti taaki main har saal badal liya karta ๐
How come you address your wife as Darling, Honey?
Young Boy:
After 70 years, you still address your wife as Darling, Love, Honey!
Whats the secret?
Old man:
Her name slipped from my mind 10 years ago!
And i’m scared to ask, what it is?
Columbus wouldn’t have discovered America If
Pati Aaj khane me kya banaogi?
Pati: Aaj khane me kya banaogi?
Biwi: Jo tum kaho…
Pati: Daal chawal banao
Biwi: Abhi kal hi to khaye the
Pati: To sabji bana lo
Biwi: Bahcche nahi khate
Pati: fir keema?
Biwi: mujhe allergy hai
Pati: Parantha?
Biwi: Raat ko paranthe kaun khata hai?
Pati: Kadhi?
Biwi: Dahi nahi hai
Pati: Fir kya banaogi?
Biwi: JO TUM KAHO :-{D
Bhagwan Lambi umar ke liye kya karna chahiye
Bhakt: Bhagwan, Lambi umar ke liye kya karna chahiye?
Bhagwan: Shaadi…
Bhakt: kya usse umar lambi ho jayegi?
Bhagwan: Nahin, Par Lambi lagne lagegi!!
;-{D :-{p