Dost: Biwi se Jhagda Solve hua kya?
Santa: Ghutno pe Chal k Aayi thi Mere Paas.
Dost: Kya Boli?
Santa: Boli Palang k Neeche se Nikal Aao, Ab Nahi Maarungi.
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Latest Husband Wife Jokes Jokes
Husband and Wife in a train compartment
In a train compartment…
Husband: Darling,
mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai,
tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin.
Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon,
tumhara shareer to mein kutton ko daal doon.
Banta sitting on upper berth says:
BhOW BhOW
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Biwi ka kaam – Hubby ka Khoon Choosna
Shaadi Ke Shuruwat Mein
Wife:
Shaadi ke shuru me jab main khana banati thi,
Tab aap mujhe jyada khilate the,
aur Khud kam khate the..
Par ab Aisa kyun Nahin?? π
Husband:
Kyunki, Ab tumhe khana banana aa gaya hai. π
Office Mein to Sher, aur Ghar me??
Did you see me rob the bank?
Man with Gun goes in bank & demands….
Once he is given money,
he turns to a lady & asks: ‘Did you see me rob the bank?
Lady : ‘Yes, I did’.
Robber shot her in the head.
Then He turned to a couple & asked the man: ‘Did you see me rob d bank?’
Man said ‘No sir, but my wife did…
Clever hubby, LOL π
Husband After Fight with Wife
Ghar me kalah hone ke baad, Pati ne gusse me pankhe se rassi ka fanda latkaya…
aur stool par chadhkar rassi ko gale me daalne ke liye taiyaar ho gaya
Patni: Jo kuchh karna hai, jaldi karo
Pati: Tum mujhe shanti se marne bhi nahin dogi?
Patni: Mujhe abhi stool ki jaroorat hai π
Kissing the wife before going to Work
Wife (to Husband):
Our neighbor always Kisses His Wife, before going to work… Why don’t you?
Husband: How Can I ? I don’t even know Her?
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Wife’s Number in Husbands Mobile
A newly Married Husband saved his Wife’s numberΒ on his mobile as…
“My Life”..
After one year of marriage he changed the numberΒ to..
“My Wife”..
After 2 years of marriage he changed the number to…
“Home”..
After 5 years of marriage he changed the number to…
“Hitler”..!!
After 10 years of marriage he changed the number to..
“Wrong Number”..!!!
Hahahha… Poor Husbands π π
Thinking of Married Men vs Bachelors
Bachelors think that Married men are lucky,
Married men think that Bachelors are lucky.
The difference in thinking is because…
Bachelors think at NIGHT,
and Married men think at Day Time. π
Samajhdar/Humdard Dukandar
Ek Aadmi kapde ki dukan par gaya aur dukandaar se bola
Aadmi: Mujhe ek Lady suit dikha do
Dukandar: Sir, Biwi ke liye chahiye.. Ya koi achha wala dikhaun?
:-p π