Prabhu.. Yeh kya Moh-Maya hai?
Apna Baccha roye, toh dil me dard hota hai.
Aur doosre ka roye, toh sir me!
Apni Biwi roye, toh sir me dard hota hai.
Aur doosre ki roye, toh dil me! ๐
Latest Husband Wife Jokes Jokes
Sukhi Vivahik Jeewan
Sukhi vivahik jeevan ka Raaj
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Aaj bhi RAAJ hai!! ๐
Funny Poems by Wife and Husband
WIFE:
I wrote your name on sand it got washed..
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.
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HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in the dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
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WIFE:
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far
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HUSBAND:
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn’t it rain on you?
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WIFE:
Roses are red; Violets are blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don’t feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but outside, laughing at you
AND THE SAGA CONTINUES……..
Sorry, I am using your wife
A man received message from his neighbor..
Sorry sir I am using your wife.
I am using day and night,
I am using when you are not present at home,
Infact I am using more than YOU are using,
I confess this because now I feel very much guilty,
Hope You will accept my sincere apologies!!
Man went home and had a big fight with his wife.
Few minutes later he received another message…
Sorry Sir spelling mistake… it’s not wife but wifi !!
Sharabi ka wife ko SMS
Ek sharabi ne apni wife ko office party se sms kiya…
“Party khatam hone wali hai,
ye last peg hai,
main aadhe ghante me ghar pahuch jaunga….
Agar nahin pahucha to iss sms ko dubara padh lena…
your love.” ๐
Four Kinds of Men
There are four kinds of men…
1. THE EUROPEANS
They have 1 wife and 1 girlfriend,
but they love their wife most.
2 THE AMERICANS
They have 1 wife and 1 girlfriend,
but they love their girlfriend the most.
3. THE INDIANS
They have 1 wife and 4 girlfriends,
but they love their mother the most.
And the best one…
4. THE ARABS
They have 14 wives and 10 girlfriends,
But they love their Camel the most.
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Husband Ke Wife ke Liye Kisses
Ek Aadmi ne apni Wife ko Letter Likha
“Begum is Month salary nahi mili,
Salary ke Badle 100 Kiss Bhej raha hoon.
I love U”
Wife Ne reply kiya..
Jaanu, Aapka Letter mila
Salary ke badle 100 KISS mile
16 Kiss Sabzi wale ko diye
29 Kiss School k Principal ko Diye
Doodh wala 7 kiss pe Razi nahi hua, Usko 12 kiss dene pade
Malik Makan to leval KISS pe Razi hi nahi hua tha
Usko Kiss ke sath jhappi bhi deni padi
Mahina Aaram se Guzar gaya
Dont worry
I love u 2!! <3
Wife’s Demands from Husband
Wife: Where are you?
Husband: I’m at “Bank”
Wife: Wow that’s good. I need 20000 for new Cell Phone, 5000 for new dress, 6000 for new shoes, 4000 for new purse, 8000 for my new cosmetics
Husband: Sorry!
Wife: What!!!????
Husband: I mean, I am at Blood bank!
“KHOON Peeyegi KHOON ?”
Amazing Equations about Man and Woman
Equation1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep + work
Therefore:
Human = Donkey + enjoy
OR
Human-enjoy = Donkey
In other words,
A Human that doesn’t know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.
Equation 2
Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money
OR
Man-earn money = Donkey
In other words
Man who doesn’t earn money = Donkey
Equation 3
Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman – spend = Donkey
In other words,
Woman who doesn’t spend = Donkey
To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Man who doesn’t earn money = Woman who doesn’t spend
So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!
So, We have:
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money
Therefore
from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!
Yeh daulat bhi le lo
Jagjit Singh singing-
Yeh daulat bhi le lo,
Yeh shohrat bhi le lo..
Suddenly Santa stands up & says-
Main toh bahut pareshan hun,
meri toh aurat bhi le lo…. ๐
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Ladko, Life mein jo bhi badalna chahte ho, abhi badal lo
Kyunki shaadi ke baad to TV Channel bhi nahin badal paoge!
