Ek husband apne marriage certificate ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha…
Wife- tum ise kya dekh rahe ho?
Hubby: expiry date dhoond raha hoon, Lagta hai Saalo ne likhi nahi !!
Latest Husband Wife Jokes Jokes
White Roses on Valentine’s Day
Shaadi ke 5 saal baad, on Valentine’s day, husband brought white roses for wife.
Patni: Yeh kya White Roses kyon? Valentine Day par toh Red Roses dete hai na?
Pati: Dete the, par ab Zindagi mein, Pyaar se jyada Shaanti ki Jarurat hai!
Santa Banta talking about Biwi aur Sharaab
Banta: Yeh biwiya sharaab se itni nafarat kyun karti hai?
Santa: Kyunki sharaab peene ke baad unke chuhe jaise pati shero jaisa bartaav karne lagte hain… π
Newly married couple on Suhagraat
Husband: I had 10 affairs before marriage!
Smart Wife: Mujhe pata tha ki jab kundli mein 36 ke 36 gun mile hain, toh aadate bhi zarur milengi…!
Wife Rocks !!!
Husband Shocks !
Calling wife from Hell
A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
Woman went shopping with TV remote
A woman went shopping.
At cash counter she opened her purse to pay.
The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse.
He couldn’t control his curiosity n asked “Do you always carry your TV remote with you?”
She replied ” No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me for shopping today.. !!
Poor Husband π
Daadi ne diya pareshan wife ko suggestion
Kiran Kherr: Mera husband bazaar gaya tha aaloo khareedne, 5 din ho gaye.. Abhi tak wapas nahin aaya!
Dadi: To kuchh aur paka leti, Itna wait kyun kar rahi hai? π π
Pati, Patni, Woh aur Facebook
Roj ki tarah Husband subah-subah facebook khol kar baith gaya.
Unki ek female friend ne Sandwich ki pic upload karke likha.. “Come, Join me for breakfast”
Husband ne khush hokak pic like kar di and comment kiya.. “Wow, Tasty Sandwich, Mazaa aa gaya”
Yeh comment unki Patni ne dekh liya,
Aur phir Wife ne naraz hokar Pati ko Nashta nahin diya!
Phir 4 ghante baad aakar Pati se puchha…
“Khana banau, Ya aap lunch bhi facebook par hi karenge!” π
Parlok mein Rajiv Gandhi Hansne Lage
Parlok mein Rajiv Gandhi ko achanak hansi aa gayi..
Indira Gandhi ne puchha: kya hua?
Rajiv: Sonia se shaadi maine ki, par bhugat Manmohan Singh raha hai.! π π
Husband Missing his Wife
Husband was throwing knives on wifeβs photo.
All were missing the target!
Suddenly he received a call from his wife
Wife: βhi, what are you doing?β
His honest reply,
βMissing You!β
Raja Dashrath Ki 3 Patniya
Husband: Raja Dashrath ki 3 patniya thi
Wife: Toh?
Husband: To main abhi 2 shaadi aur kar sakta hoon!
Wife: Soch lo, Draupadi ke 5 Pati the π
