Ladki ki vidai ke time dulhe ka Mobile Baja..
Dulhan ne dulhe ko Kas ke Thappad Mara..
Pata hai Kyu….??
kyu ki….
dulhe ki Mobile Ki Ringtone Thi…
Dil me apne armaan chhupa ke hum chale
aaj hum apni maut ka saman utha le chale!!
Latest Husband Wife Jokes Jokes
Teen Desho ki Newly Married Patniya
Nayi shaadi ke baad 3 desho ki patniya aapas mein milti hain
American Wife:
Pehle hi din maine pati se kaha.. Jhadu, Pochha, Khana Pakana, Kapde-bartan dhona.. Yeh sab main nahin karoongi.
Agle din pati nazar nahin aaya, dusre din pati nazar nahin aaya,
Teesre din inn sab kaamo ki machine ke saath dikhayi diya!
Chinese Wife:
Maine bhi pati se aisa hi kaha..
Agle din pati nazar nahin aaya, dusre din pati nazar nahin aaya,
Teesre din inn sab kaamo ki naukraaniyo ke saath dikha diya
Bhartiya Jaatni:
Maine bhi pati se theek aisa hi kaha tha..
Agle din pati nazar nahin aaya, dusre din bhi pati nazar nahin aaya,
Teesre din baanyii aankh se thoda thoda pati dikhna shuru hua!
Dishum.. Dishoooom!! (jaat bhai rocks 😀 )
Ladies se bhari bus ka accident
Ek Ladies Se Bhari Bus Ka Bada Boori Tarah Se Accident Ho Gaya,
Saari Ladies Mar Gayi..
Sabke Pati Ek-Ek Ghanta Roye,
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Husband Calling her wife with lovely names
Someone asked an old man:
“Even after 70 years, you still call your wife.. Darling, jaan, janu, sweety, baby, Honey, Luv….!!!!
What is the secret of this love??? ???
Old man replied:
I forgot her name 10 years ago…..
&
I’m scared to ask her 😛 😀
A New Metal (Bv) is added to Chemistry
A New Metal is added to Chemistry:
Name: Wife
Symbol: Bv
Atomic Weight: Light when first found, tends to get heavier over the years with time.
Physical Properties :
– Boils at any time
– Can freeze at any time
– Melts if treated with love & care
– Very Bitter if Mishandled
Chemical Properties :
– Very Reactive
– Highly Unstable
– Possess Strong Affinity for Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit cards & Cheque books
– Money Reducing Agent
Occurrence :
– Mostly found in front of the Mirror
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Epic conversation between husband & wife on WhatsApp
Husband: Call Me Shonu
Wife: mera Shona Babu….
H: arrrrre.,,,Call Me Sweetheart
W: my sweetu … Sweetheart….
H: ufffff …… Call Me Honey..
W: Mera hannu darling ….
H : O pagal aurat, call kar mujhe, balance nhi hai
W: Oho … ok ok… Abhi karti hoon!
Murde ne bheja wife ko SMS
1 admi ki dusre shehar me naukri lagi.
Waha pahunch ke usne socha ki biwi ko SMS kar doon.
Galti se wo SMS kisi aur ke paas chala gaya,
Jis ke pas gaya wo aurat apne husband ko dafna ke aayi thi or SMS padthe hi behosh ho gayi.
SMS kuch yun tha:
Main yaha thik thak pahunch gaya hoon,
Yaha mobile ki suvidha bhi hai,
Tum udas mat hona,
2-3 din me tumhe bhi apne paas bula lunga..
Gore aadmi ka kala bachcha
Ek gora aadmi tha. Jab uska ladka paida hua toh woh kala tha.
Tabhi woh apni patni ke paas jata hai aur poochta hai, “Yaar main bhi gora tha tum bhi gori thi to bachcha kaise kala paida ho gaya”
.
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Aur phir uski biwi ne jawab diya, “Darling main bhi hot tum bhi hot sayad bachcha jal gaya hoga.”
Husbands should not try this at home
Soch Samajh Kar Naa Kee Jisne Shaadi
Sabhi Shaadi Shuda Bhai Logo Ke Liye…
Arz Kiya Hai Ki
Soch Samajh Kar Naa Kee Jisne Shaadi, Saara Jeevan Bigad Liya
wah wah…
Soch Samajh Kar Naa Kee Jisne Shaadi, Saara Jeevan Bigad Liya
Aur Soojh Boojh Se Kee Jisne, Usne bhi Kya Ukhad Liya!! 😀
Dukhiyaari aurat aur Nirmal Baba
Ek Baar Ek Aurat Badi Pareshani Ki Haalat Mein Nirmal Baba Ke Paas Gayi Aur Rote Hue Apna Dukhda Boli
Aurat: “Baba Ji Meri Madad Karo”
Nirmal Baba: “Kya Hua Bachha?”
Aurat: “Mera Pati Roj Rat Ko Ghar Late Aata Hai”
Nirmal Baba: “Ek Kam Karo, Ghar Ke Bahar Ek Board Laga Do”
Aurat: “Ji Kaisa Board?”
Nirmal Baba: “Yahi Ki, Raat Ko 9 Baje Sex Shuru, Pati Ghar Ho Ya Na Ho“