Insaan: bhagwan mujhe dard de dukh de
tension day mujhey barbaad ker day,
meray peechay bhoot laga day.
Bhagwan: abay saale, Ek line mein bol biwi chahiye
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Bolo Sahab, kya Chahiye?
Dukandar- bolo Sahab, kya Chaahiye?
Aadmi : hone wali Biwi ke Kutte ke liye Cake lene aaya hoon.. milega kya ??
Dukandar : haan.. par yahi Khaaoge ya Pack Kar doon?
Naari Ka Matlab Kya Hai
Wife : “Naari” Ka Matlab Kya Hai?
Husband : Naari Ka Matlab Hai Shakti.
Wife : To Phir Purush Ka Matlab Kya Hai? Continue reading
Wife Taaro Ko Dekh Kar Boli
Wife Taaro Ko Dekh Kar Boli:
Wo Konsi Cheez Hai,
Jo Tum Roj Dekh Sakte Ho,
Par Laa Nahi Sakte..?? Continue reading
Santa ke Lips
Santa ke lips jale hue the
Banta: Kaise jale
Santa: Wife ko railway station drop karne gaya tha.
Banta: To?
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Main driver ko nikal rahi hoon
Wife: Main driver ko naukri se nikal rahi hoon, aaj marte-marte bachi hoon
Husband: Please use ek aur mauka de do!!
Pyaar aur Pariwaar
Pyar + khayal = Maa.
Pyar + Dar = Papa.
Pyar + Saath = Behan. Continue reading
Biwiyo ke maayke rehne jaane ka chalan
Biwiyo ke maayke rehne jaane ka chalan saal mein 3 baar hona chahiye
Iske Faayde..
1. Isse Pati-Patni mein prem badhega
2. Talaak ka mamla ghatega
3. Maayke mein bhi biwiyo ko apna bhaav pata chalega
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Garmiyo mein dohri khushi
Garmi ki dohri khushi:
1. Apni patni maayke chali jaati hai,
aur
2. Apne mohalle ki purani saheli maayke mein aa jaati hai !!
Jaan, Kya main tumhare sapno mein aati hoon?
Wife: Jaan, Kya main tumhare sapno mein aati hoon?
Husband: Bilkul Nahin
Wife: Kyun?
Husband: Main hanuman chaalisa padhkar sota hoon!!
Santa aur Preeto
Santa apne ghar ki light sahi kar raha tha… To usne uski wife ko aawaz lagai… “Arey Preeto, Zara idhar aana”
Preeto: Lo aa gayi, bolo kya kaam hai?
Santa: Yeh 2 wires hain, inme se kisi ek ko pakdo
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