Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.
Santa Sardar: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho,
Wife: Main toh maa banne wali hoon!
Santa Sardar: To pagal AAurat Main bhi toh baap banne wala hoon. ๐ ๐
Latest Husband Wife Jokes Jokes
Salman Ki Shaadi
Salman: Kapil meri shaadi kab hogi?
Kapil: Kabhi nahin, kyunki tumhari zindagi mein sirf khushiya likhi hai ๐
Wife ki aadat
Wife : tumhe meri khoobsurati jaada acchi lagti hai ya akkal mandi.
Husband: mujhe to tumhari yeh majaak karne ki aadat acchi lagti hai ?
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Swamiji, My husband is cheating?
Swamiji,
I doubt my husband has been cheating on me….
I have doubt on one woman…. what to do?
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Take your husband to that woman’s front door…
and see if his wifi connects automatically. .:D ๐ ๐
Biwi ke Gusse wala Joke
Ek Aadmi friend se bola: Yaar meri biwi bahut gussa karti hai.
Friend: Pehle meri biwi bhi kaafi gussa kiya karti thi par ab bikul nahin karti.
Aadmi: mujhe bhi batao, aisa kya kiya tumne ?
Friend:
Ek din gusse mein thi toh maine keh diya ki,
‘Budhaape mein gussa aa hi jata hai.’
Bas woh din tha aur aaj ka din hai,
tez Awaaz mein bhi baat nahi karti!
Pados ke Uncle Aunty
Pados ke Uncle Aunty mein bahas ho rahi thi…
Uncle: Mujhe yeh samajh nahin aa raha aakhir tum Kutta hi kyun khareedna chah rahi ho?
Aunty:
Ab main kya bataun tumhe, Continue reading
Patni aur Kaam-wali Bai ke beech baatein
Agar aap Patni aur Kaamwali bai ke beeche vartalaap par Gaur karein,
To kaafi saare ‘One-Liners’ aise hote hain Maano Ek Premika apne Premi se baat kar rahi ho.
Suno… Kal time se aa jaana, haa
Kal 2 baar aa jaana na…
Dekho main intezaar karungi.. Dhokha mat de dena end time pe
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4 dangerous weapons in the world
4 dangerous weapons in the world bigger than nuclear bomb:
1. Wife’s Smile
2. Wife’s Tear
3. Wife’s Looks
And the most dangerous,
4. Wife’s Missed Call.!
Sukhi Rehne ka Mool-Mantra #Married
Yahi Shaadi Shuda insaan ke sukhi rehne ka mool mantra hai!!
Nalayak, Tune Mummy Se Unchi Aawaz Me Baat Ki?
Papa:-
Nalayak, Tumne Apni Mummy Se Unchi Aawaz Mein Baat Ki?? .
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Beta:-
Mujhe Pata Hai Dad Aapko Jalan Ho Rahi Hai
Kyun Ki,
Aap Aisa Nahi Kar Sakte!!
Its funny Why Indian Women have Red Dot (Bindi) on their forehead
Now be afraid of Red Bindi on your wife’s forehead!