English Teacher: ‘One cute young girl is walking on the road.’
Change this into an
exclamatory sentence.
Student: ‘Aaila Item!!!’
;-} :-[D
Latest Hindi Chutkule Jokes
Kabhi jo apne lahu se, maine use khat likha tha
Kabhi jo apne lahu se…
maine use khat likha tha..
Kabhi jo apne lahu se…
maine use khat likha tha..
kal shaam ko woh khat,
mujhe bhelpuri ke sath mila tha!
;-} :-{P
A doctor with knife in hand
Once a doctor with knife in hand was running behind a patient…
People asked: what happend Doctor?
Doctor: Its 4th time he came for brain operation,
and after hair cut he ran away…
;-} :-{p
Falak mein zameen mein har jagah tum hi…
Falak mein, zameen mein
har jagah tum hi tum nazar aate ho…
Falak mein, zameen mein
har jagah tum hi tum nazar aate ho…
Tumhari size dekhkar sochta hoon
Tumhari size dekhkar sochta hoon,
Tum dinbhar me kitna khate ho!!!
;-{D :-{p
3 Dost picnic par gaye, Pepsi Bhool Gaye!
3 Dost picnic par gaye…
Wajah jakar yad aaya ke pepsi to ghar bhool gaye!
To unhone decide kiya ki Santa jaakar pepsi le aaye…
Santa: Main iss shart par jaunga ki mere aane tak tum samosa nahi khaoge
Baaki dono friends: theek hai…
1 din gujar gaya, dono ne socha ki ab samosa kha lena chahiye… Jaise hi samosa uthaya.
Santa ped ke peechhe se nikal kar bola: Dekho agar aisa karoge to main nahi jaunga
;-} :-{P
Santa’s Wife ki complain
Santa’s Wife:
Tussi na mainu pyaar hi nai karde…
Santa (pointed towards their 5 kids and said):
Taa ae ki mai google to download kitte ne…
;-} :-{p
36-24-36 GIrl in Bikini
A priest is called – “Father”
A bishop – “Your Grace”
A Cardinal – “Your Eminence”
A Pope – “His Holiness”
But
Only 36-24-36 girl in bikini is called
“Oh My God…” :-[p :-[D
Dekha hai tumhare aage Sharma ke phoolo ko Murjhaate
Dekha hai tumhare aage,
Sharma ke phoolo ko murjhaate…
Dekha hai tumhare aage,
Sharma ke phoolo ko murjhaate…
Ae Jaha ko ghayal karne wale,
Tum deodorant kyun nahin lagate…
hahahah :ROFL
Santa Raat 2 baje tez barish me
Ek raat 2 baje tez barish me Santa ne 1 admi ke ghar ka door knock kiya aur pucha “Dhakka laga doge kya? plz”
Admi neend me tha, isliye mana kar ke andar chala gaya, but use guilty feel hua
usne socha, barish me koi meri help na karta to?!
Admi utha aur bahar jakar bola, Santa, kya tumhe abhi bhi dhakke ki jarurat hai?
Aawaz aayi. ‘Haan’
Thik hai, par tum ho kaha?
Santa bola, Yaha Garden me jhule par! 😀 :-{p
Kal Uski Sagai hai
Jal raha hai dil mera,
Kal uski sagai hai!
Jal raha hai dil mera,
Kal uski sagai hai….
Jalte hue dil par wo,
Jalte hue dil par wo,
Paapad sekne aayi hai…..
wah wah! 😀 :-p
Pati Aaj khane me kya banaogi?
Pati: Aaj khane me kya banaogi?
Biwi: Jo tum kaho…
Pati: Daal chawal banao
Biwi: Abhi kal hi to khaye the
Pati: To sabji bana lo
Biwi: Bahcche nahi khate
Pati: fir keema?
Biwi: mujhe allergy hai
Pati: Parantha?
Biwi: Raat ko paranthe kaun khata hai?
Pati: Kadhi?
Biwi: Dahi nahi hai
Pati: Fir kya banaogi?
Biwi: JO TUM KAHO :-{D