Ravan ko court laya gaya
aur kaha gaya…
‘Gita par haath rakho…’
Ravan chillaya… ‘Saala sita par hath rakha to itna lafda ho gaya…
aur ab gita pe… NO WAY’
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Latest Hindi Chutkule Jokes
Santa gaya Doctor ke paas
Santa: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Banta: Yaar kal jaaunga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai….!
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Pappu’s dad joins facebook
Pappu’s dad joins facebook.
Pappu’s update: ‘Dad on FB,wtf !!’
Dad comments : ‘what is wtf?’
Pappu replies :
‘Welcome to facebook’ !!
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Teacher: Why Are You Stressed?
Teacher: Why r u stressed?
Did you forget your
roll no?
pen?
calculator?
Santa: oye chup karja…
Itthe main galat subject di parchi le aaya,
aur tenu pen pencil di padi hai!!
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Funny Dumb Girls Joke
Boy: How many apples can you eat in empty stomach?
Girl: I can eat 6 apples
Boy: You can eat only 1 apple in emtpy stomach, beacause when you eat the 2nd apple, thatβs not in empty stomach!
Girl: Wow, super joke… iβll tell my friend.
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Girl to other Girl: How many apples can you eat in empty stomach?
Other Girl: I can eat 10
Girl: Pagal, 6 bolti to main mast joke sunati!!
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Khargosh ke 12th me aaye 85%
Khargosh ke 12th me aaye 85%, aur kachhue ke 55%!
Fir bhi kachhue ka admission college me ho gaya but khargosh ka nahi…
Batao kyun?
Socho?
Arey, Sports Quota!!
Kachhua bachpan me race jo jeeta tha ;-} :-{P
Ek sher arz kiya hai Zindagi ka maksad
Ek sher arz kiya hai….
Zindagi ka maksad hai sabko pakana…
wah wah!
wah wah!
Zindagi ka maksad hai sabko pakana,
A for Apple, B for Banana…
;-} :-{p
Ghanta Singh road par potty kar raha tha
Ghanta Singh road par potty kar raha tha…
Police aayi aur use pakad liya…
Jab police use le jane lagi to Ghanta Singh bola:
βO kanoon ke rakhwalo,
yeh Saboot to utha loβ
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Babe i want to show u something
Boy: babe, i want to show u somethin
Girl: what is it, darling?
Boy: but, can i show this in your room?
Girl: okay
Boy: can we close the door?
Girl: mmh, okay
Boy: can we close the windows?
Girl: very well.. (grasping)
Boy: can we turn off the light?
Girl: yess (even graspin)
Boy: grab my hand
Girl: (grabs his hand) what is it, honey?
Boy: Look at this. My watch can glow in the dark!!
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Ye kya tumhare maths me keval 1 Mark?
Papa: ye kya, tumhare maths me keval 1 number aaya?
Beta: Jab iraado mein ho doguni chamak, to honslo me kyun nahi?
Papa: what?
Beta: Sirf 2 zeros ka farak hai papa, aa jayenge!
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Indian Cricket Team aur Potty mein Similarity
Ghanta Singh:
Indian Cricket Team aur Potty me kya common hai?
Tanta Singh:
kya?
Ghanta Singh:
Dhoni yaha bhi hai, aur dhoni waha bhi hai
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