Chhote: Bade ye le badam kha…
Bade: Badam kyun… kya hua tujhe achanak…
Chhote: Lena isse general knowledge badti hain
Bade: acha…thnkx
Chhote: Acha tujhe pata hain…
Bade: Please yaar…
Chhote: Are sunto
Bade: suna
Chhote: Ek admi hain uska dil toot gaya hain…ab usko G.K ki zarurat nahi hai.
Bade: Kya baat kar raha hain…kyun?
Chhote: Tune wo gana nahi suna… ”jab dil hi toot gaya, hum G.K kya karenge”… hahaha 😀 😛
Bade: Bakwas Band kar !@#$%
Chain message by Santa:
Please iss message ko itna forward kariye ki…
meri girlfriend tak pahunch jaaye!
“Preeto, tune sim change kar ke achcha nahi kiya…
marja kutti %^*…”
😀 😛
Rajnikant participated in 100m race and obviously came first!
But Einstein died after watching that because…
LIGHT came Second!
😉 😀
1st Bhoot: tu kaise mara
2nd Bhoot: thand se, aur tu?
1st Bhoot: Biwi pe shaq tha, pura ghar dhund liya koi nahin mila.. sharam k mare suicide kar li!
2nd Bhoot: fridge kholta, dono bach jate!
😀 😛
Napoleon Bonaparte said:
“There is no word like ‘IMPOSSIBLE’ in my dictionary”.
Santa comments:
Ab bolne se kya fayda, jab kharidi thi.. tab check karna tha na 😉
😉 :-p
Teacher ne gadhe ke saamne 1 daaru ki aur 1 pani ke balti rakhi…
Gadha paani pee gaya…
Teacher 2 students: Tumne isse kya seekha?
One Student: Jo daaru nahin peeta wo gadha hai 😀
😀 :-p
Ek hasina ko dekhkar arz kiya
‘teri smile me kya chamak hai…
teri smile me kya chamak hai’
wo muskura kar boli…
‘arey pagal…
mere toothpaste mein namak hai’
😉 😛
Doctor: Motape ka ek hi ilaaj hai
tum roj 2 rotiya khaya karo
Santa: Thik hai sir, par ye to
bataiye ki 2 rotiya khane se pehle khani hai ya baad me!?
😛 😀
Height of pressure in Corporates
Company ka employee toilet gaya
Andar ja kar baitha,
to dekha samne deewar par likha tha…
‘Itna zor agar business par deta, to target pura hota’
😛 :-[D
Ek ladka tha,
Uska naam tha Gopal
but every one used to call him “opal”
Where is the “G” missin?
socho?
arey socho yaar…
“G” is taken by Kailash Kher
Tere naam se ‘G’ loo.. tere naam se mar jaaun…
😀 😛
Santa: 10 Rs ka recharge karaye to kitna milta hai?
Shopkeeper: 7 Rs ka talk time milta hai
Santa: Theek hai, baaki 3 Rs ki gajjak de de…
😀 :-{p