Ram aur Raavan bahut serious yuddh kar rahe the..
Tabhi Raavan ne Ram ke peechhe kisi ko khada dekha…
Raavan: chal yaar bye.
Ram: kya hua?
Raavan: Kuchh nahin yaar.. bye!
Ram: Arey bata to kya hua?
Raavan: Nahin yaar bas bye, le Sita ko leja!!
Ram: Arey hua kya! Ruk to sahi…
Raavan: Bas rehne de yaar, itni si baat pe Rajnikant ko bula liya!!! ๐
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SENSE OF RESPONSIBILITY
A man goes into library and asks for a book on suicide.
Librarian looks at him
and says…
O Bhai, wapas kaun karega?
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To turn on a North Indian:
F TV
To turn on a South Indian:
SUN TV
To turn on a Gujju:
NDTV Profit
Haha ๐
Thought of the day
Bande ke paas izzat honi chahiye…
Paisa to Sunny Leone ke paas bhi hai!!!
;-} :-[D
Champa:
Why there are different types of blood groups ??
Chameli (laughing):
So the mosquitos can enjoy the different flavours ๐
;-} ๐
Teacher: Agar tum ek jungle me ho, aur waha pe ek
sher aa jaye to tum kya karoge?
Boy: Main ped par chadhunga…
Teacher: Agar wo sher ped par bhi aajaye to tum kya karoge?
Boy: Main Paani main kud jaunga…
Teacher: Agar wo Paani main bhi aa jaaye to tum kya
karoge?.
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Boy: Kaminey tu Meri side se hai, Ya Sher ke….!!!
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Santa school me gadha le ke aaya…
Madam: Ye gadha, Q laye ho?
Santa: Madam aap hi to Kehti ho ke maine bade bade gadho ko insan banaya hai. To maine socha ki ab iski bhi life ban jaegi . ๐
Chalaak Santa! ๐ :-p
Chhote: kya be, tu udaas lag raha hai?
Bade: haan yaar
Chhote: but main bada khush hoon
Bade: tu itna khush kyun hai?
Chhote: Main gaaon gaya tha na, waha mujhe
cyclone mila ๐
Bade: Abe tujhe cyclone mila to tu khush ho raha hai.. pagal hai kya?
Chhote: Haan, tujhe cyclone milta to tu khush nahi hota?
Bade: nahi , dimaag kharab hai tera, mujhe nahi chahiye cyclone
Chhote: Abe ‘Cycle Loan’ nahi milega to cycle kaise khareedega.. hahaha ๐ ๐
Bade: Bakwas band kar !@#$%
Jai: Is Gabbar Ka Kya Karu,
Veeru: Ise Sui Chubo Chubo Kar Mar Do Aur Sui Is Ke Side Me Rakh Dena
Jai: Side me kyun?
Veeru: Taaki Police Samjhegi,
Sui-Side Ka Case Hai
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Santa car me battery lagwane gaya.
Mechanic ne poocha ‘EXIDE’ ki lagaun?
Santa bola:
Yaar , baar- baar kaun ayega dono side ki lagade…
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Teacher to Ramu: Ramu Kal School kyo nahi aaye
Ramu: Sir Kal Gir gaya tha aur lag gayi thi
Teacher: Kaha gir gaye the aur kaha lag gayi
Ramu: Bed Pe gir gaya tha aur Aankh Lag gayi thi!
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