Santa: Agar nariyal ke ped par chad jaun to engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jayegi??
Banta: Haan, Phir hath chhod dena, to medical college ki bhi dikh jayegi ๐
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Latest Hindi Chutkule Jokes
Ullu aur Shohar mein Difference
Ullu aur shohar main kya Farq hota hai?
Shohar ko asani se Ullu banaya ja sakta hai…
jabki, Ullu itna ullu bhi nahi hota ke Shohar ban jaye!!
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Tum kab uthati ho?
Boy: Tu kitne baje uthati hai?
Girl: Apna koi time nahin
jab dil kare so jati hoon,
aur jab dil kare uth jati hoon..
Boy: Notty!
Tu bilkul mere ‘kutte’ pe gayi hai..
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Ek Aunty Coke Pee Rahi Thi
Ek Aunty Coke pee rahi thi,
Tabhi usme ek Keeda gir gaya…
Aunty ne us keede ko bahar nikala,
to keeda bola: Maaaa
Aunty boli: Tune mujhe maa kyun kaha?
Keeda bola: Kyunki Main teri Koke se Nikla hoon, Maa !
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Bade’s friend waiting at the mall
Chhote: Sun bade
Bade: Kya hai, jaldi bol, main jaldi me hoon…
Chhote: Kyun, kya karna hai tujhe
Bade: Mujhe mall jaana hai… waha mera friend mera wait kar raha hai
Chhote: Tu jhooth bola raha hai
Bade: Arey main jhuth kyun bolunga, main sach keh raha hoon, wo mera wait kar raha hai
Chhote: Nahin, tu jhuth bol raha hai.. tu yaha hai to wo tera WEIGHT kaise kar sakta hai… hahaha
Bade: Bakwas Band Kar!
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Pappu comes late to the class
Teacher to Pappu:
Why are you late? All your classmates came to the class on time!
Pappu: Group me to kutte aate hain.. lekin SHER hamehsa akela aata hai sir!!
;-} :-[D
How far is the Earth from here?
Titanic was sinking…
Santa: How far is the earth from here?
Banta: 1 kilometer.
Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: in which direction..?
Banta: Downwards !
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Cool Santa – doesn’t care for small things
Surgeon: I am sorry, it seems a rubber glove was left inside you after the operation, We have to operate you again…
Santa: Ro mat, Ye le 20Rs. Naya le lena..!
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Samajhdar/Humdard Dukandar
Ek Aadmi kapde ki dukan par gaya aur dukandaar se bola
Aadmi: Mujhe ek Lady suit dikha do
Dukandar: Sir, Biwi ke liye chahiye.. Ya koi achha wala dikhaun?
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You should stop Smoking
Wife: do u smoke?
Husband: yes!
Wife: from how may years you are smoking?
Husband: 20 years.
Wife: how many packs u smoke in a day?
Husband: 3 packs.
Wife: what is the cost of one pack?
Husband: $10 per pack
Wife: so, you spent almost $219150 in smoking?
Husband: yes.
Wife: if you have not smoked you could bought a Ferrari!!
Husband: ok, do u smoke?
Wife: NO
Husband: so where is your freaking Ferrari? ๐
(Statutory Warning: Cigarette smoking is injurious to health)
I hate that Beggar
Wife: I hate that beggar.. ๐ก
Husband: Why?
Wife: That Rascal, yesterday I gave him food, today he gave me a book called…
“How to Cook”
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