Santa: main ek baar apne bathroom me susu karne gaya to waha sher tha
Banta: phir kya hua…
Santa: maine sher ko kaha… aap karlo, mera to nikal gaya!!
;-} :-{P
Latest Hindi Chutkule Jokes
Ek sardar ne 4 manzil ka ghar banwaya
Ek sardar ne 4 manzil ka ghar
banwaya
Construction ke baad, upar wali manzil par orange color karwaya…
aur neeche wali manzil par likhwa diya…
“Same as Above”
;-} :-{p
Bhagwan Lambi umar ke liye kya karna chahiye
Bhakt: Bhagwan, Lambi umar ke liye kya karna chahiye?
Bhagwan: Shaadi…
Bhakt: kya usse umar lambi ho jayegi?
Bhagwan: Nahin, Par Lambi lagne lagegi!!
;-{D :-{p
Teacher: Homework kyun nahi kiya?
Teacher: homework kyun nahi kiya?
Student: sir, light nahin thi
Teacher: to mombatti jala leta
Student: machis nahi thi
Teacher: kyun?
Student: puja ghar mein rakhi thi
Teacher: to le aata
Student: nahaya nahi tha sir
Teacher: nahaya kyun nahi tha
Student: paani nahi tha sir
Teacher: arey paani kyun nahi tha
Student: sir motor ni chal ri thi
Teacher: ab motor ko kya hua kamine
Student: sir kitni baar bolun, light nhi thi na…
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Makkhiyan maar raha hoon
Girl: Kya kar rahe ho?
Boy: Makkhiyan maar raha hoon…
Girl: Kitni mari?
Boy: 5… 3 male & 2 Female.
Girl: Kaise pata?
Boy: 3 Beer bottle pe chipki thi aur 2 phone par
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3 log marne ke bad swarag ke darwaje Par
3 log marne k bad swarag ke darwaje par pahuche..
1st bola: main pujari hoon, maine aapki zindagi bhar sewa ki mujhe andar aane do…
God: Next…
2nd: main doctor hoon, maine zindagi bhar logo ki sewa ki mujhe andar aane do…
God: Next…
3rd: main shaadi shuda hoon…
God: Bas kar pagle rulayega kya, chal andar aaja.. :-{P
History of April 1st
History of April 1st:
April 1 came to be called ‘FOOLS DAY’ after Steve April.
He was born on 1st april 1769.
He did 105 business in his lifetime.
He lost all his father’s assets.
Everyone started calling him father of fools.
At the age of 19 he married a 61 years old woman.
She divorced him after 1 year coZ of his stupidity.
He used to hear and believe all kind of fake stories like YOU are reading now!!
Happy April Fool’s Day 😀
Ravan: cigarette hai kya?
Ravan : cigarette hai kya ?
Hanuman : nahin
Ram : ek packet hai na…
Hanuman : aap chup rahiye prabhu, saale ke 10 sir hain, pura packet khatam ho jayega
😀 :-p