Wife sent text to hubby
“Hi I will get late, please cook dinner, then wash all dirty dishes and make sure you prepare our bed and put kids to sleep before I return.?”
She sent another text, “And I forgot to tell you.. I have bought a bottLe of Scotch for you!”
He texted “OMG! really?”
She replied – “No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message”
—– Husband Trolled —–