Newly weds sabzi lene gaye।
Sabziwala:
Babuji, Memsaab to Convent mein padhi hongi?
Pati:
(with chest swelling with pride that even a lesser mortal can see the obvious grace n charm in his bride) :
Bhai kaise pehchana….?
Sabziwala:
Thele mein neeche tamatar aur upar kaddoo jo rakh rahi hain!