How to Create the Biggest Doubt in your Wife’s Mind for you ?
Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying..
“I Love you too” (GAME OVER!)
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A Question Asked In A Talent Test: If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How would You Recognize Your WIFE?
The Best Answer : Why d Hell Should I recognize ?
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What is the diff between “GHAZAL” & “LECTURE” ?
Every word spoken by the girlfriend is “GHAZAL”
and
Every word spoken by wife is “LECTURE”
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Why does the bride & groom exchange garlands at the time of wedding…..
B’coz
they say to each other affectionately that : “DARLING NOW U R DEAD”…
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When you are in love,
Wonders happen.
But once you get married,
You wonder, what happened.
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Philosophy of marriage :
At the beginning,
every wife treats her husband as GOD..
Later,
somehow don’t know why..
alphabets get reversed..