A man who makes coffin was on his way to deliver one of his coffins when his car broke down.
Trying not 2 be late he put the coffin on his head & began heading to his destination.
Some policemen saw him & wanted to make some money off him (bribe) so they challenged him
“hey, what are you carrying & where are you going” ?
The man said
( You will love the answer )
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“I do not like where i was buried so i am relocating”
The policemen Fainted..!!! 😀