Sabse tez udne wala pakshi

Teacher – kaunsa panchhi sabse tez udta hai?

Boy – sir … haathi

Teacher – nalayak! Tera baap kya karta hai?

Boy – chhota rajan ke gang mey shooter hai.

Teacher – shabash! !! Bachho likho Haathi.. 😛

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