A New Metal (Bv) is added to Chemistry

A New Metal is added to Chemistry:
Name: Wife
Symbol: Bv
Atomic Weight: Light when first found, tends to get heavier over the years with time.

Physical Properties :
– Boils at any time
– Can freeze at any time
– Melts if treated with love & care
– Very Bitter if Mishandled

Chemical Properties :
– Very Reactive
– Highly Unstable
– Possess Strong Affinity for Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit cards & Cheque books
– Money Reducing Agent

Occurrence :
– Mostly found in front of the Mirror

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on May 4, 2014