Teacher: School Kyun Nahin Aaaye?

Teacher to Ramu: Ramu Kal School kyo nahi aaye

Ramu: Sir Kal Gir gaya tha aur lag gayi thi

Teacher: Kaha gir gaye the aur kaha lag gayi

Ramu: Bed Pe gir gaya tha aur Aankh Lag gayi thi!

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