2 bhoot aur Biwi

1st Bhoot: tu kaise mara

2nd Bhoot: thand se, aur tu?

1st Bhoot: Biwi pe shaq tha, pura ghar dhund liya koi nahin mila.. sharam k mare suicide kar li!

2nd Bhoot: fridge kholta, dono bach jate!

😀 😛