Pathan aur baap ka funda

Pathan: Humara shaadi karwao

Pathan ka Baap: kis ke sath?

Pathan: dadi ke sath

Baap: baigairat ka bacha, wo humara Maa hai

Pathan: To tum ne humara Maa ke sath shaadi kyun manaya, hum bhi badla lega.