Santa Agra mein raheta tha…
Agra mein do not drink and drive koi follow nahi karta tha.
Ek bar Santa London Gaya wo gadi chala raha tha
Use pyaas lagi, aage ek police Wala mila
Santa (masoomiyat se): Sahab main rules tod raha hoon
Police: don’t break the rules
Santa: Sir pyaas lag rahi hai, pani pine dijiye.
ya to aap gadi chalao, Aur main pichhe baith kar pani pita hoon!!