Programming is like sex.
One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life!
Why did the programmer quit his job?
Because he didn’t get arrays (a raise)
Why did the modern web developer leave the restaurant?
Because of the table layout!
A SQL query walks up to two tables in a restaurant and asks:
“Mind if I join you?”
Why did the css geek add body { padding-top: 1000px; } to his face book profile?
Because he wanted to keep a low profile!
An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, tavenr, pub, Irish pub, drinks, alcohol, beer, vodka…
What is the most used language in programming?
Profanity
Definition of algorithm
algorithm (noun): Word used by programmers when they do not want to explain what they did.