Phone rings: tring tring..
Santa: hello
Lady: Aaj se 4 din pehle maine aapko complaint likhwayi thi ki hamari doorbell kharab hai
Santa: haanji haanji, madam.. tell me
Lady: to tum theek karne kyun nahi aaye?
Santa: madam main to roz aata hun, aakar doorbell bajata hun, par koi darwaza hi nahi kholta… to main wapas aa jata hoon 🙂 😀