A boy went 2 talking parrot and askd him…
Boy: Main kaisa lagta hun?
Parrot: Tharki lagte ho.
Boy: Ye parrot badtameez hai
Shopkeeper ne parrot ko pani me dubaya or … pucha.. Phir gaali dega?
Parrot: Nahi dunga.
Boy Parrot se: Agar mere saath ghar me ladki aaye to tum kya sochoge?
Parrot: Biwi hogi
Boy: Agar do aayen?
Parrot: Biwi or sali
Boy: Agar 3 aayen
Parrot: Biwi sali or dost
Boy: Agar 4 ho toh?
Parrot: Le aao paani bhai. Maine to pehle hi bola tha yeh Tharki hai.
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