In a nursery class a little girl asks the teacher:
“Teacher,can my mum get pregnant?”
Teacher:How old is ur mother?
Little girl: She is forty
Teacher: Oh yes she can get pregnant
Little girl: Can my big sis gt pregnant too?
Teacher: How old is your big sister?
Little girl: She is 19yrs
Teacher: Off course ur sister can certainly get pregnant
too…
Little girl: So wat of me?
Teacher: How old r u?
Little girl: I’m 5yrs
Teacher: No dear u cant get pregnant,
Then the little boy behind the girl gives her a poke n says
“See,i told u we had nothing 2 worry abt??!”