Funny Drugs for Husbands by Women

Drugs For Husbands!

New drugs for men created by women scientists are waiting for FDA approval…

ANIVERSIA: Triggers memories for birthdays and anniversaries…

SLIMOXIL: Widens male cornea making wives appear slim…

SPORTOBLIND X: Reacts with optic nerve to prevent men from recognizing the word “Sports” on TV…

WORKOCETAMOL: Generates an insatiable desire in men to do household chores…

SHOPHOFOBEX: Makes men eager to take wives for shopping every week and wait patiently…

FLIRTONATE-N: It reduces vision whenever a pretty woman passes by.

VERYTASTYMYCIN : husband always praises wife’s cooking

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Beautiful Morning WhatsApp Message

God has planned happiness for each one of us at the right time in our life.
The only thing is that – He doesnt share His calendar with us.
Enjoy surprises..

Keep smiling !!
Be happy !!

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Funny Call Duration in India

Different types of call duration summaries :
—————-,,,,,,,,
boy to boy !
00:00:59
———————
boy to mom !!
00:00:50
———————-
boy to dad !
00:00:30
————————
boy to girl !
01:23:59
———————–
girl to girl !
05:29:59
———————–
girl to boy !
miss call
————————-
husband to wife!
00:00:03
————————-
wife to husband
call waiting

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Wife wants to relax today!

Wife:
Today, I want to relax,
so I have brought three movie tickets.

Husband: why three tickets?

Wife: you and your parents. 😀

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WhatsApp Message – Seven Wonders of Life

Seven Wonders of Life

1. Your Mother – Who is the first person to welcome you in this world.

2. Your Father – Who is the first person to go through all the hardships just to see you smile.

3. Your Sibling – The first person to teach you the art of ‘sharing and caring’.

4. Your Friend – The first person to teach you how to respect people with different opinions and viewpoints.

5. Your Life partner – The first person to make you realize the value of sacrifice and compromise.

6. Your Children – The first little person to teach you how to be selfless and think about others before yourself.

7. Your Grandchildren – The only creatures who make you want to live the life, all over again … !!

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Funny Reservation Jokes

Patel agitation reaches Bollywood

Ameesha patel & Upen Patel demand reservation of at least 3 movies every year

Parthiv Patel is also asking reservation in Indian cricket team.

Meanwhile…
alia bhatt has suggested Hardik Patel,
if reservation is not happening he can opt for Tatkal !

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Lady Driver’s problem

Car Mechanic : madam engine mein oil nahin hai aur break bhi kam lag rahe hain

Lady driver : Choti moti problem to hoti reheti hai. Tum pahele mirror theek Karo

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Funny Little Johny joke – babies!

Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,
“Mommy, can little girls have babies?”

“No,” said his mom, “Of course not.”

Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends,
“It’s okay, we can play that game again!” 😀

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How Stock Market works!

It was autumn, and the Red Indians asked their New Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild.

Since he was a Red Indian chief in a modern society, he couldn’t tell what the weather was going to be.

Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his Tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect wood to be prepared.

But also being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked ‘Is the coming winter going to be cold?’

‘It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed,’ the weather man responded.

So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood. A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. ‘Is it going to be a very cold winter?’

‘Yes,’ the man at National Weather Service again replied, ‘It’s definitely going to be a very cold winter.’

The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of wood they could find.

Two weeks later, he called the National Weather Service again.

‘Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?’ ‘Absolutely,’ The man replied. ‘It’s going to be one of the coldest winters ever.’

‘How can you be so sure?’ the Chief asked.
The weatherman replied, ‘The Red Indians are collecting wood like crazy.’

This is how stock markets work.

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First Experience after marriage

A Delhi mother was lucky enough to see her 3 daughters get married the same year, so she called them after the wedding and told them

“Dont forget to text me your first night experience and text it in code”

So……. after a week, the 1st daughter texted

“NESCAFE”

and the next week the 2nd daughter text

“WILLS”

the mother being an intelligent woman went to get a Nescafe tin and read the label

“fantastic till the last drop”

went to her husband’s pack of WILLS cigarette and read
“Extra long, king size”

she smiled and said “not bad for their ages”.

After the next week, the 3rd daughter texted

“Indigo Delhi Hyderabad”,

the mother then called Indigo airways helpdesk to enquire about their Delhi Hyderabad flight and they replied

“it’s 5times daily, 7days a week, both ways and the flight duration is 75mins”.

Mother fainted

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