Ladkiya Interval mein apne college ke bahar “Dubey Chaat Waale” ke paas jakar boli:
Pehli ladki: Dubey meri chaat..
Dusri ladki: Dubey pehle meri chaat..!
Teesri ladki: Nahin dube, pehle meri chaat nahin to pera period shuru ho jayega!
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Dubey saala Khushi ke maare chal basaa! ๐
Johny johny..
Yes papa!
Private job.
Yes papa!
Lot of tension..
Yes papa!
Too much work..
Yes papa!
Family life..
No papa!
Bp-sugar..
High papa!
Yearly bonus..
Joke papa!
Monthly pay..
Low papa!
Personal life..
Lost papa!
Weekly off!
ha! ha! ha!
Teacher: What are vowels ?
Student : Vowels are special sounds that are heard during S3x..
Shaadishuda purusho ke liye…
Q: Maine shaadi kyun ki?
Ans: Dimaag kharab ho gaya tha
Shaadi-Shuda Mahilao ke liye…
Q: Main Patni kyun bani?
Ans: Kisi ka dimaag thikaane lagana tha!! ๐
Ek saji-dhaji mahila apne pati ke sath ek doctor ke clinic gayi.
Mahila:
Ek daant nikalwana hai…
Par sirf 10 minute mein..
Koi anesthesia, behoshi, ya pain killer ki jaroorat nahin!
Thoda bahut dard hota hai, hone do…!
Par jaldi… Mujhe ek kitty party mein jana hai!!
Doctor: Kamaal hai, Gajab ki bahadur mahila hain aap.. ! Aaiye examine chair par let jayiye! Dikhayiye kaun sa daant hai!
Mahila (Apne Pati se): Jaao, let jaao… aur bata do kaun sa daant hai!! ๐
Arz Kiya Hai….
Normal friend thi wo meri,
achanak se mere liye khaas ho gayi.
Zindagi bhar fail hoti thi kamini,
pregnancy test me pass ho gayi…!!
Ishq me ye anjam paya hai,
haath pair toote, muh se khoon aaya hai!
hospital pahuche to nurse ne farmaya
BAHARO PHOOL BARSAO, KISI KA Aashiq AAYA HAI!
Biwi ne namaaz padhkar dua ke liye haath uthaye, par kuchh nahin manga aur haath neeche kar liye!
Shauhar yeh sab dekh raha tha, to puchh baitha..
“Yeh kya? Dua kyun nahin maangi?”
Biwi: Maangne hi lagi thi ki “Allah aapki tamaam mushkile khatam kar de”
Phir socha, Kahin main hi na mar jaaun!
Ek hi prashna ke 2 jawab..
1)
Maa: Ja Red Label le kar aa…
Beta: Aadha Kilo ya 1 Kilo?
2)
Papa: Ja Red Label le kar aa…
Beta: Quarter ya half?
Ek aadmi ne 6 shaadiya ki,
Par har ek shaadi ke kuchh din baad
Uski biwi ki Maut ho jaati…
Ab wo 7th shaadi karna chahta tha..
Magar koi bhi use apni beti dene ko taiyaar nahin tha…
Aakhirkar,
Use ek aisi biwi mil hi gayi,
Jiska bhi 6 shaadiya ho chuki thi,
Aur har baar uska bhi pati mar jaata tha…
Log hairaan the yeh soch kar,
Ki dekhte hain ab kya hota hai..?
Dono ki shaadi ho gayi
Aur agle hi din hi…
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“Aage ki kahaani sunni hai to
Pehle Facebook aur Twitter pe isko share karo,
Ya 50 Rs ka recharge karwao..
Fir btaunga!”
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Santa : what are u doing, bro?
Banta : dinner, followed by scotch
Santa : bhai, black label?
Banta : nahi bhai, scotch brite se bartan dho raha hun ๐