Chandan ki lakri foolon ka haar,
August ka mahina savan ki phuhar
Bhaiya ki kalayi, bahen ka pyar,
Mubaarak ho aap ko
Raksha bandan ka tyohaar…!!!
— Jokofy Team.
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Student’s Life is Like English Movies
Student’s Life is Like English Movies
School = Jurassic Park..
Principal = King Kong..
Vice Principle = Hulk..
Teachers = Aliens..
Class Guys = Planet of Apes..
Class Gals = Charlies Angels..
Syllubus = Deep Blue Sea
Exam = Mission Impossible
Invigilator = Terminator..
Result = 2014 ..(end of the world)
What is GENERATION GAP?
Father used to walk 20 Minutes to save 20 Rs.
Son spends 20 Rs. to save 20 Minutes.
(Surprisingly both are correct…!!!)
In india, everyone is expert in mobile problems
In India, everyone is expert about mobile problems..
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However, the most common solution would be
“Switch off kar ke ON kar THEEK ho jayega”
Hard Fact about youngsters
This is the Hard Fact about youngsters..
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They are always busy watching the “Desktop wallpaper”
Whenever their parents enter their room!
Indian banks Full Forms
Indian Banks Description
IDBI: Itna Dhan Bina Income
SBI: Sab Bhikari Idhar
HDFC: Har Dum Fakir Chand
HSBC: Hum Sabse Bade Chor
Bank of Baroda: Bank Of Bhangis
Message for Adults
** ADULT MESSAGE **
Yeh message keval Vyask (18+) vyakti hi padhein…
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Matdaan Jaroor Karein…
Yeh Aapka adhikar bhi hai,
Aur Kartavya bhi!
#VoteForChange
Agar doctors films banate to kya naam rakhte?
Agar doctors films banate to kya naam rakhte?
Kabhi khansi kabhi bulgum
Kaho naa bukhar hai
Kal patient ho na ho
Hum kidney nikaal chuke sanam
Dhoni after losing in T20 WC Final
Dhoni’s MOTHER: Market se sabji le aa..
Dhoni: Par Maa match haar gaye na, Toh log bahut gusse me hain!
Mother: Meri saari pehnkar jao,
Koi nhi pehchanega.
Dhoni goes 2 market wearing sari.
1 GIRL: Hi, Dhoni how are you?
Dhoni get shocked: Apko kaise pata chala?
GIRL: Abbe! Mai Yuvraj Singh hoon.
Horrible English sentences people use!
1. Don’t dare talk in front of my back!
2. Both of you three get out of the class!
3. Why are you so late.. say yes or no?
4. Take 5 cm wire of any length!
5. I have 2 daughters, both of them are girls.
6. All of you stand in a straight circle.
7. Quiet! The principal just passed away…
8. Everybody stand lengthwise.
9. Why are you looking at the monkey outside the window when I’m here?
10. You talking bad habit.
11. Give me a red pen of any colour.
12. Can i have some snow in my cold drink?