Husband Wife and Valentines Day

Ek Aadmi ne Bhopali Chacha se puchha:
Ammaa yeh Valentines Day aa riya hai..

Chacha bole: Haan miya, suna to hai
Bhatije ne puchha: Jaante hain inke baare mein?

Chacha bole: Haan miya, Kahin koi baba the, ladkiyo ko fool bantate rete the..
Ek din unki begum ne dekh liya, phir to miya unne belan se wo sutaayi lagaayi, ki baba Taiii bol gaye!
Marte marte biwi se gujarish ki.. “Belan Taang De”! Logo ne samjha.. ‘valentine day’!
Bas tabhi se log iss din ko Valentines Day kete hain, aur baba ki yaad mein fool bantate rehte hain!!

WhatsApp Jokes | Bhopali, Hindi, Valentines Day | Joker

White Roses on Valentine’s Day

Shaadi ke 5 saal baad, on Valentine’s day, husband brought white roses for wife.

Patni: Yeh kya White Roses kyon? Valentine Day par toh Red Roses dete hai na?

Pati: Dete the, par ab Zindagi mein, Pyaar se jyada Shaanti ki Jarurat hai!

Husband Wife Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, Hinglish, Valentines Day | Joker

Funny Valentines Day Jokes (PJ)

Santa: What did the boy candy say to the girl candy?
Banta: I haven’t a clue.
Santa: “It’s Valentine’s Day and we’re mint for each other.”

Santa: Why do melons have to get married in churches?
Banta: Why?
Santa: Because they cantaloupe!

Santa: What happened to your leg?
Banta: I went to a seafood dance on Valentine’s Day.
Santa: And?
Banta: I pulled a mussel!

Santa: What did one magnet say to the other magnet on Valentine’s Day?
Banta: I have no idea. What?
Santa: “I find you very attractive!”

PJ - Poor Jokes | English, Valentines Day | Joker

Valentine Week – Congratulation Singles!

Feb 7: Rose Day ___ Rs.20
(Red Rose)

Feb 8: Propose Day ___ Rs.100
(Card + Ice Cream)

Feb 9: Chocolate Day ___ Rs.250
(Cant give a low price chocolate)

Feb 10: Teddy Day ___ Rs.700
(That’s the lowest price)

Feb 11: Promise Day ___ Rs.130
(Again,few food expenses )

Feb 12: Hug Day ___ Rs.250
(You have to hug after applying a DEO)

Feb 13: Kiss Day ___ Rs.150
(SPRAY MINT before kissing) .

Feb 14: Valentine Day ___ Rs. 2000
(You cant handle lesser than this amount)

CONGRATULATIONS SINGLES,
You are going to Save Nearly Rs.3600 in a Week !!

Jokes | English, Festivals, Valentines Day | Joker

Girl: Valentine card hai?

Girl in Shop:

Bhaiya koi valentine card hai Jisme Likha ho “Tum hi Mere Pehle Aur Aakhri Pyar ho”?

Shopkeeper: Haan hai…

Girl: Theek hai Jaldi se 12 de do. 😛 😀

Jokes | Hindi, Valentines Day | Joker

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