Funny Flipkart – The Big Billion Day Jokes

Flipkart made billions by making a billion people fool on this day!
Some nice jokes on flipkart services were trending on twitter and facebook.

Here are a few to make you laugh.

‘Sold out’ is to Flipkart what “Please try again later” is to IRCTC

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Most sold item by Flipkart on #BigBillionDay is its Credibility.

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Good news. The 500 Internal Server Error pages are gone from flipkart. Now you have 404 Page Not Found pages. 19.2% off on error message

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New on FlipKart: Robert Vadra purchasing lands in Haryana on 99% discount.

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Flipkart Flipkart
Yes Papa
Selling Cheaper?
Yes Papa
Telling lies?
No Papa
Where r the offers?
Ha Ha Ha

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Even Rajinikanth and Sir Jadeja are not able to buy products form #Flipkart. 😀

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Flipkart trolled here 😛

Shopping Checked on #Flipkart for #BigBillionDay then #Amazonindia & finally purchased from #Snapdeal for #CheckSnapdealToday

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Meanwhile Party at Flipkart Headquarters

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image credit: All India Bakchod

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Funny Smriti Irani Yale Degree Jokes trending on twitter

After Smriti Irani said she has a degree from YALE university.
People started making fun of celebrities’s degree…

Here are some of the funny ones..

1) Yashoda Academy of Lallantop Engineering (YALE) degree certificate for Smriti 😀

Yale Smriti Irani degree Joke

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Jokes, Politician Jokes | Hindi, Munna-Circuit, Picture, Smriti Irani, Twitter | Joker

Chetan Bhagat’s Half Girlfriend becomes butt of jokes

Chetan bhagat released the poster of his new novel Half Girlfriend on twitter.

chetan bhagat half girlfriend novel jokes

Here are some of the jokes flowing around on twitter.

1) Two minutes of silence for all those trees who gave up their lives for Chetan Bhagat’s #HalfGirlfriend

2)
Title demotion…:
5 point someone
3 mistakes of my life
2 States
1 night at call center
1/2 girl friend..
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Celebrity Jokes | Chetan Bhagat, English, Girlfriend, Oneliners, Twitter | Joker

Funny Salman Khan’s Kick Jokes #TwitterJokes

Twitter Fans doesn’t leave anyone, Now its Salman Khan’s latest movie KICK, which is becoming butt of jokes on Twitter.

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1. Earlier they used to wait for moon to come out, now they wait for the release of Salman Khan’s movies to celebrate Eid

2. Kick: Salman Khan wears a mask because he is ashamed of his own movie Kick.

3. When it comes to save Environment, always respect Salman Khan, he never waste a single paper on script of movie.

4. Humshakkals ka baap #KICK. (both directed by different Sajid)

5. Kick movie is a 2 hours 30 minutes advertisement of Suzuki Hayate where Salman Bhai keep saying “Isme Kick hai” Continue reading

Celebrity Jokes, Jokes | Hindi, Oneliners, Salman Khan, Twitter | Joker

Funny Virat Kohil, Anushka Sharma Jokes

This time, Its Kohli and Anushka’s turn, who are trending on twitter. (After he is not able to score at Lord’s, in test match against England)
After Anushka Sharma’s Lip Job Jokes, She is again trending coz of affair with Virat Kohli.

Here are some of the best jokes floating around…

Virat-Anushka

Virat Kohli – What do you like about me ?

Anushka Sharma – Teri Gaaliya , gaaliya teri gaaliya .

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When Virat Kohli Gets Out, Anushka Sharma Trends On Twitter And Fb

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“A ‘golden duck’ is all Virat Kohli could gift Anushka Sharma at the Lord’s” Continue reading

Celebrity Jokes, Jokes | Anushka Sharma, Oneliners, Twitter, Virat Kohli | Joker

Anushka Sharma’s Lip Job Jokes

Twitter People doesn’t Leave anyone, Whether its Alok nath, Rajnikanth, Kejriwal or Nirupa Roy.

Now its Anushka’s turn, whose Lip Job revealed after she came in Koffee with Karan.

Here are few jokes floating aroud.

Anushka Lips Job

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Anushka Sharma’s lips look they’re hit by Virat Kohli’s bat.

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Virat Kohli has 2 ducks now. One in this match and Anushka Sharma.

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‏Virat Kohli goes into coma after seeing Anushka Sharma’s new lips. Continue reading

Celebrity Jokes, Jokes | Anushka Sharma, English, Twitter | Joker

Alia Bhatt Jokes with Aamir Khan and Mahesh Bhatt

Aamir Khan: How did India get Independence?

Alia: When you hit a six against England! (Lagaan)…. 😀

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Mahesh Bhatt: Beti, Vote dene chalein?

Alia Bhatt: Papa aap missed call karke bhi vote de sakte hain, Maine kal DID mein dekha tha…!!!

Beti Rocked, Papa Shocked 😛

Celebrity Jokes, Jokes | Alia Bhatt, Bollywood, Hindi, Twitter | Joker

Salman Khan & Vivek Oberoi Jokes

Salman Khan Vivek Jokes

Salman Khan and Vivek Oberoi, famous for Common Love Interest (Aishwarya Rai Bachchan) were both present at Narendra Modi’s Swearing in ceremony.

While there are joked floating on twitter for the very same reason… here are some of them to make you laugh.

1) Divided by Aishwarya, United by Modi

2) More than Modi-Sharif faceoff, I can’t wait to see Vivek Oberoi and Salman Khan clashing

3) Vivek Oberoi and Salman Khan both attending Modi’s swearing in. Instead of swearing in, there will be lots of swearing at 🙂

4) Salman and Vivek oberoi both attending swearing in ceremony. After all it’s ‘Rai’sina Hill.

5) Modi can hold a peace talk between @BeingSalmanKhan and @vivek_oberoi as they are there, will be a bigger thing than with Pak..

6) By inviting both Vivek Oberoi and Sallu, Modi makes it clear that he doesn’t discriminate between those who wear hair pieces and those who don’t.

7) By bringing Salman Khan & Vivek Oberoi at one platform, Modi Ji has proved that his mission of making impossible possible has already started.

8) Vivek Oberoi is invited to NaMo’s oath-taking ceremony.. This is a major blow to Uday Chopra, Tusshar, Harman Baweja, Fardeen, Mimoh..

9) Out of 4000 guests at Modi’s ceremony, 3999 are busy ignoring Vivek Oberoi’s existence. Respect, swearing in ceremony.

10) Strange that Vivek Oberoi didn’t have time to vote, but today he had all the time to attend Modi swearing ceremony.

Celebrity Jokes, Jokes | Hinglish, Salman Khan, Twitter, Vivek Oberoi | Joker

Top Alia Bhatt Dumb Twitter Jokes – #YoAliaSoDumb

alia-bhattArjun kapoor : MODI needs to get 272
Alia Bhatt : in how many overs?

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Teacher- Tell me the Version of JAVA !
Alia Bhatt – Mar JAVA, Mit JAVA, Lut JAVA, Main Sadke JAVA !

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Parineeti – hey Alia, do you know any product of Microsoft
Alia – MS Dhoni

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Arnab Goswami: Who will win the elections?
Alia – Aam Admi Party, coz its Aam ka season!

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Celebrity Jokes, Jokes | Alia Bhatt, Bollywood, Hinglish, Twitter | Joker

Top Sagarika Ghose Jokes from Twitter – #YoSagarikaSoSecular

sagarika ghose jokesSagarika Ghose to Mandira Bedi: Aapke parents ne aapka naam mandira kyun rakha, wo masjida ya Churcha bhi to rakh sakte the!

#YoSagarikaSoSecular that she orders either karele ka juice or neem ka juice but never the orange or mango (avoids Orange color)

#YoSagarikaSoSecular that she prepares Mango Shake with kachchaa aam coz it is always #green

#YoSagarikaSoSecular that wen she found her PC has 4 GB RAM, she immediately asked d IT Guy to install 4 GB JESUS n 4 GB IMAM.

#YoSagarikaSoSecular that when you search secular on google… It says “Did you mean Sagarika”

#YoSagarikaSoSecular that she never reads The Hindu newspaper, as she thinks its communal

#YoSagarikaSoSecular that she never plays Temple Run Game

#YoSagarikaSoSecular that she stops at red light as well as green light on a signal.

Jokes | Hinglish, Sagarika Ghose, Twitter | Joker

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