Funny Hansa Praful Jokes – Khichdi Show

Hansa : Praful automatically matlab??
Praful : aare Hansa.. agar koi aadmi ganja hota hai tou ussko kya
bolte hain…
Hansa : taklaa..
Praful : aur agar koi ladki ganji ho to ussko kya bolenge….
Hansa : takli..
Praful : aur wohi ladki agar auto mein baith kar kahin ghoomne jaye
tou ussko kya bologi??
Hansa : auto mein takli… aare haan automatically!
Tum kitne samajhdaar ho Praful…

——————-

Hansa : Prafoool, ye Senior or Junior ka kya matlab?

Praful : Hansaaaaaa
samundra ke najdik rehte hai woh…
sea + near = Senior
aur jo Zoo ke najdik rehte hai woh…
Zoo + near = Junior

————–

Hansa : Praful
tournament matlab??

Praful : tournament hansaaaa yeh jo tumne kaanme jhumke pehne hai use tournament kehte hai…

Bapuji : abey Praful gadhe use ornaments kehte hai.

Praful: Bapuji ohh Bapuji ek kaan me pehno to ornaments or dono kaan me pehno to two ornaments matlab tournament…

Hansa: haay haay bapuji ko to kuch bhi nahi aata….

PJ - Poor Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, Khichdi, TV Shows | Joker

Hansa: Praful, tournament matlab?

Hansa: praful tournament matlab??

Praful: tournament hansaaaa.. yeh jo tumne kaanme jhumke pehne hai use tournament kehte hai…

Babuji: abey praful gadhe use ornaments kehte hai…

Praful: babuji ohh babuji.. ek kaan me pehno to ornament or dono kaan me pehno to two ornaments matlab tournament….

Hansa: haay haay babuji ko to kuch bhi nahi aata..

Jokes | Hindi, JOTD, Khichdi, TV Shows | Aditya

Kya aapne Red Light pe apni car roki?

Kyaa Aap ne Red Light Signal par apni car roki?

Agar Haan!
To
Kya aapne Satyamev Jayate dekha?

Agar Naaa…

To aapne Aamir Khan ke saath dhokha kiya hai!!

Aamir ne apne show ki darshako me aapko count kiya kya,
But Aapni wajah se Aamir ki audience ki counting kharab ho gayi!!

Kiya na aapne dhokha! 😀

Others | Hindi, Satyamev Jayate, TV Shows | Joker

Tarak Mehta Ka Oolta Chashma – Bhootni ka Khauf

Tarak-Mehta-Ka-Ulta-Chasma-Jokes

Gokuldham mein bhootni ka khauf

Jethalal: Yeh bhooto ke paas koi kaam nahin hai.. Sirf logo ko daraate hain.

Dayaben: Bhoot to marne ke baad bante hain na

Jethalal: Toh?

Dayaben: To marne ke baad koi kaam thode na karte hain!!

Jethalala: 😡 nonsense!!

😛

Jokes | Hindi, TV Shows | Joker

Kaun Banega Crorepati – Wife par Sawal

Kaun Banega Crorepati mein question puchha gaya

Santa Ji, yeh raha aapke liye Pehla question

Q :- Sote Waqt apki Wife kaisi dikhti hai.?
A – Hot
B -Sexy
C -Cute
D -Sad

Santa: I want to use the lifeline… I Wanna Phone A Friend..!!!

Santa Banta Jokes | Hindi, TV Shows | Joker

Get New Jokes in your mailbox

Subscribe for daily email, and never miss out on most popular jokes.