Top 12 Funny Shayari – 11th is my favourite!

This is the collection of funny shayari created by taking some famous dialogues from Movies, TV Ads and Serials!

1.
Na jaan, naa pehchaan, Tu mera mehmaan
…. And the award goes to A.R.Rehman!

2.
Kisi ko naa thi mere pyaar ki khabar,
Diagram galat ho gaya, Rubber de Rubber..।

3.
Teri adaao pe main vaari vaari..
Dial 139 for Railway enquiry…।

4.
Na jeene ki aarzoo, Na marne ka khauf..,
The number you are trying is currently switched off..।

5.
Apne ghamo ko bas,
dil me daba lo…
Naya Godrej powder hair dye,
Bas kaato, gholo aur laga lo!!

6.
Yun khamosh rehkar tadpegi kab tak…?
Cameraman Praful ke sath Deepak Chaurasiya AAJ TAK..।

7.
Mehngaayi ke iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kaaboo
Ek chutki sindoor ki keemat tum kya jaano Ramesh Babu…….!

8.
Main hoon yahaa, Tu hai wahaa..
LIFEBUOY hai jaha, tandarusti hai waha!

9.
Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska Group jaanchna..
……..Basanti, Inn kutto ke saamne mat naachnaaa!!!

10.
Yashomati maiya se bole nandlala…
TATA SKY laga daala, to Life jhingalala..।

11.
Romeo ne Juliet se kaha ek sach..
Asli masaale sach-sach, MDH… MDH!

12.
Naach meri bul bul, tujhe paisa milega..
Hum CID se hain, Koi apni jagah se nahin hilega!

Funny Shayari, PJ - Poor Jokes | Hindi, JOTD, TV Ads | Joker

Toothpaste ka Advertisement

Agar aap toothpaste ki ad ko dhyaan se dekhein
to aap har dentist ke gale mein ek Stethoscope paenge..

Saala duniya ka ek aisa Dentist bata do jo stethoscope se daanto ki dhadkan sunta ho!!!

— Maa kasam, intelligent hoon, But kabhi ghamand nahin kiya 😉 —

WhatsApp Jokes | Doctor, Hindi, TV Ads | Joker

DAAG achhe hain

Ek Cute se bachhe ko dekh kar Ek Ladki ne uske Gaal par KISS kar diya

Ladki: I am Sorry, Apke Gaal par Lipstik Lag gayi

Bachchaa: It’s OK baby, “Kuch achha karne se agar DAAG lagte hain to DAAG achhe hain”

WhatsApp Jokes | Girls, Hindi, Kids, TV Ads | Aditya

Latest Funny Hindi Shayari

Yasomati maiyya se bole nandlala,
Tata Sky laga dala toh life jhingalala. .

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Ek aur arz hai…

Maine piya aapka khoon,
Good Afternoon Good Afternoon.

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CID Jokes, Funny Shayari | Hindi, JOTD, TV Ads | Joker

Santa ke Ghar mein mehmaan

Santa: Papa, ghar mein mehmaan aaye hain, aur sharbat banane ke liye Nimbu nahin hai, ab kya karein?

Banta: Arey, Tension kis baat ki hai, Naye Vim bar mein 100 Nimbu ki shakti hai, daal de 2 boond!! 😀

Santa Banta Jokes | Hindi, TV Ads | Joker

Santa ne di advice

1 Girl Fansi Laga rahi thi..

Santa ne Window se Dekh liya…!

Socho Santa kya bola hoga?

Santa bola: Sirf latkne se height nahi badhegi, mummy ko bolo COMPLAN pilaye.

Santa Banta Jokes | Hindi, TV Ads | Joker

Jungle ke jaanwar ga rahe the

Ek jungle me sab jaanwar ga rahe the

Paan Parag
Paan Masala – Paan Parag

Par Giraffe nahin ga raha tha!

batao kyun?

socho?

Kyuki,

Unche Log, Unchi Pasand
MANIKCHAND!!

PJ - Poor Jokes | Hindi, TV Ads | Joker

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