Drunk Husband Joke in English

A man woke up in the morning deeply repentant after a bitter fight with his wife the previous night.

He noticed with dismay the crate of beer bottles that had caused the fight.

He took it outside and started smashing the empty bottles one by one onto the wall.

He smashed the first bottle swearing,
“you are the reason I fight with my wife”.

He smashed the second bottle,
“you are the reason I don’t love my children”.

He smashed the third bottle,
“you are the reason I don’t have a decent job”.

When he took the fourth bottle, he realized that the bottle was still sealed and was full.
He hesitated for only a moment and said
“you stand aside, I know you were not involved”.

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Doctor aur Sharab ka ilaaz

Sharaabi (Doctor se): Aaap meri sharab chhudwa sakte ho kya?

Doctor: Haan, kyun nahi..

Sharab: To police ne meri 20 botal pakdi hai, please chhudwa do!!

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Same question, Different answers

Ek hi prashna ke 2 jawab..

1)
Maa: Ja Red Label le kar aa…
Beta: Aadha Kilo ya 1 Kilo?

2)
Papa: Ja Red Label le kar aa…
Beta: Quarter ya half?

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Are you an alcoholic?

I found a Leaflet in my newspaper this morning which read,
“ARE YOU AN ALCOHOLIC? CALL NOW. WE CAN HELP!”

My wife insisted I make the call..

I Called up.
It Was A Liquor Shop Offer : “Buy 3 & Get 1 Free”…

My eyes were filled with tears of joy.!!

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Sharaabi aur train

1 Sharabi train ki patri par so gaya..
1 aadmi bola train ayegi to mar jayega..

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Sharabi: Saale abhi Aeroplane upar se gaya kuch nahi hua to train kya chiz hai!!

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2 Ladkiya aur ek Sharabi Joke

2 Ladkiya aapas mein jhagada kar rahi thi

Road pe khade Sharabi ko dekh pehli ladki boli:

Bhagwan kare teri shaadi iss sharabi se ho jaye
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Sharabi Aadmi aur Sone Ka Anda dene wali Murgi

Ek aadmi sharaab peeke ghar aaya
Aur sote sote bhagwan ko pyaara ho gaya

Upar jaakar usne bhagwan se jeene ka dusra chance maanga,
Bhagwan ne use murgi bana kar bhej diya

Murgi bankar usne ek andaa diya,
Usne jaise hi ande ko dekha, uske hosh udd gaye
Andaa SONE ka tha,
Khushi se usne jor lagaya aur ek aur Anda diya aur wo bhi Sone ka..

Usne Teesra andaa dene ke liye phir jorr lagaya…
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Us bewafa ki yaad mein

Us befawa ke yaad mein hum ne Jam utha liya…

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Phir lagaya bread pe
aur fatafat kha liya…

MORAL- saare ashiq sharabi nahi hote 😀

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Ek Sharaabi aur Ek Pujaari

Ek Sharabi, Poora tunn ho kar ghar jaa raha tha,
Raste mein Mandir ke bahar Pujari dikha!

Sharabi ne pujari se poocha, Sabse bada kaun?

Pujari ne peecha chudane ke liye kaha ‘Yeh Mandir Bada’

Sharabi bola: Mandir bada to dharti pe kaise khada?

Pujari: Chalo bhai Dharti badi

Sharabi: Dharti badi to Sheshnaag par kyun khadi?

Pujari: Sheshnaag bada

Sharabi: Sheshnaag bada to Shiv ke gale main kyon pada

Pujari : Shiv bada

Sharabi: Shiv bada to Parvat par kyon khada

Pujari: Parvat bada

Sharabi: Parbat bada to Hanuman ki ungli pe kyon pada

Pujari: Hanuman bada

Sharabi: Hanuman bada to Ram ke charno mein kyon pada

Pujari: Ram bada

Sharabi: Ram bada to Ravan ke piche kyun pada

Pujari: Arey mere baap tu bata kaun bada

Sharabi:
Iss duniya mein wo bada
jo Puri bottle peekar bhi seedha khada!! 😀

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Sharabi ka wife ko SMS

Ek sharabi ne apni wife ko office party se sms kiya…

“Party khatam hone wali hai,
ye last peg hai,
main aadhe ghante me ghar pahuch jaunga….
Agar nahin pahucha to iss sms ko dubara padh lena…
your love.” 😛

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Sharab Pee Kar Aaya Hai?

Ek Ladka Ghar mein sharab pee kar aaya,

Dad se bachne ke liye badi si book lekar padhne laga!

Dad: Sharab Pee kar aaya hai..?
Son: Nahin to..

Dad: Kamine, Phir suitcase khol ke kya bak-bak kar raha hai.. 😛 😀

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