Whatsapp Status after Salman Khan got convitcted

Salman ko jail ki sajaa sunane ke baad logo ke status updates..

Aishwarya Rai: Feeling safe

Vivek Oberoi: Feeling safe

Bandra ke footpathi: Feeling safe

Jodhpur ke hiran: Feeling safe

Ranbir Kapoor: Time to get marry, Feeling safe…!

Celebrity Jokes, Jokes | English, Salman Khan | Joker

Santa ki Aakhiri Khwahish

This is ultimate:

Yamraj to Santa: “Tumhari koi aakhri khwaish hai?”

Santa – Haan hai,
“I want to see Manmohan Singh speaking with Salman Khan’s wife at Narendra Modi’s wedding!”

Yamraj fainted….! 😛 😀

Santa Banta Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, Hinglish, Manmohan Singh, Narendra Modi, Salman Khan | Joker

Salman Khan vs Suzzane Roshan – #Kick

Salman khan made KICK to earn 200 Crores

Suzzane Gave KICK, will get 400 Crores

#PoorHrithik

Celebrity Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | English, Hrithik Roshan, Salman Khan | Joker

Salman Ki Shaadi

Salman Khan jokes

Salman: Kapil meri shaadi kab hogi?

Kapil: Kabhi nahin, kyunki tumhari zindagi mein sirf khushiya likhi hai 😀

Celebrity Jokes, Comedy Nights Jokes, Husband Wife Jokes | Hindi, Salman Khan | Joker

Funny Salman Khan’s Kick Jokes #TwitterJokes

Twitter Fans doesn’t leave anyone, Now its Salman Khan’s latest movie KICK, which is becoming butt of jokes on Twitter.

Kick__Salman_Khan__Jokes

1. Earlier they used to wait for moon to come out, now they wait for the release of Salman Khan’s movies to celebrate Eid

2. Kick: Salman Khan wears a mask because he is ashamed of his own movie Kick.

3. When it comes to save Environment, always respect Salman Khan, he never waste a single paper on script of movie.

4. Humshakkals ka baap #KICK. (both directed by different Sajid)

5. Kick movie is a 2 hours 30 minutes advertisement of Suzuki Hayate where Salman Bhai keep saying “Isme Kick hai” Continue reading

Celebrity Jokes, Jokes | Hindi, Oneliners, Salman Khan, Twitter | Joker

Salman Khan & Vivek Oberoi Jokes

Salman Khan Vivek Jokes

Salman Khan and Vivek Oberoi, famous for Common Love Interest (Aishwarya Rai Bachchan) were both present at Narendra Modi’s Swearing in ceremony.

While there are joked floating on twitter for the very same reason… here are some of them to make you laugh.

1) Divided by Aishwarya, United by Modi

2) More than Modi-Sharif faceoff, I can’t wait to see Vivek Oberoi and Salman Khan clashing

3) Vivek Oberoi and Salman Khan both attending Modi’s swearing in. Instead of swearing in, there will be lots of swearing at 🙂

4) Salman and Vivek oberoi both attending swearing in ceremony. After all it’s ‘Rai’sina Hill.

5) Modi can hold a peace talk between @BeingSalmanKhan and @vivek_oberoi as they are there, will be a bigger thing than with Pak..

6) By inviting both Vivek Oberoi and Sallu, Modi makes it clear that he doesn’t discriminate between those who wear hair pieces and those who don’t.

7) By bringing Salman Khan & Vivek Oberoi at one platform, Modi Ji has proved that his mission of making impossible possible has already started.

8) Vivek Oberoi is invited to NaMo’s oath-taking ceremony.. This is a major blow to Uday Chopra, Tusshar, Harman Baweja, Fardeen, Mimoh..

9) Out of 4000 guests at Modi’s ceremony, 3999 are busy ignoring Vivek Oberoi’s existence. Respect, swearing in ceremony.

10) Strange that Vivek Oberoi didn’t have time to vote, but today he had all the time to attend Modi swearing ceremony.

Celebrity Jokes, Jokes | Hinglish, Salman Khan, Twitter, Vivek Oberoi | Joker

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