Funny Arvind Kejriwal is so Honest Jokes

After the two great personalities… Rajnikanth and Alok Nath… Now its CM (Common Man) Arvind Kejriwal !

Arvind Kejriwal funny jokes

Enjoy these

1. Kejriwal is so honest that no woman has ever asked him ” do I look fat”

2. Kejriwal is so honest that when he throws a party , he calls the cops at 10pm

3. Kejriwal is so honest that he actually tests the level of salt in colgate

4. Kejriwal is so honest that he never skips youtube ads

5. Kejriwal is so honest that he always removes USB safely

6. Kejriwal is so honest that when he finds the bomb , he returns it to the terrorist

7. Kejriwal is so honest that he got his wife’s brother arrested for stealing his shoes during his marriage ceremony!

8. Kejriwal is so honest that he cooks maggi only for 2 minutes

9. Kejriwal is so honest that he actually “rolls on the floor laughing” when he texts ROFL

10. Kejriwal is so honest that whenever he downloads a movie online, he buys a ticket to see it

11. Kejriwal is so honest that he demands a receipt even from Autowallas

12. Kejriwal is so honest that he hasn’t installed any anti-virus on his system because he does not want any kind of “security”

13. Kejriwal is so honest that he was found standing on weighting machine naked for accurate measurement

14. Kejriwal is so honest that he doesn’t take extra sauce sachets with Mc’D burgers

15. Kejriwal is so honest that he admits when he farts

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Best Slogans – Creative Ads

1. Sign on a famous beauty parlor in Mumbai:
Don’t whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your grandmother.

2. Sign on a bulletin board:
Success is relative, More the success, more the relatives.

3. Sign at a barber’s saloon in Juhu, Mumbai:
We need your heads to run our business.

4. A traffic slogan:
Don’t let your kids drive if they are not old enough or else they will never be old.

5. THE BEST ONE BY INDIAN ARMED FORCES:
Its God’s responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations. It’s our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them & God.

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Eating and Fitness

The Past Of Eat Is Ate But
The Future Of Ate Is Weight.

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Hilarious Laws not taught in School

Hilarious Laws which you have not studied in schools:

Law of equality :
The time taken by a wife when she says I’ll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says ‘I’ll cal u in 5 min!

Law of Queue:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Law of Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone.

Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Bath Theorem:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.

Law of Bio mechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Theater Rule:
People with the seats at the farthest from the screen arrive last.

Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Law of Proposal :
After u accept a proposal you will get a better one…

Share with your friends if you think they are actually true.

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Problem With Boys vs Girls

Problem with Boys
“They can make u believe that they love you, even when they don’t”

&

Problem with Girls
“They can make you believe that they don’t love you, even when they really do!”

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Law of Equality

The time taken by a wife when she says I’ll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says ‘I’ll call u in 5 min!

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A Teacher can not Teach all the Subjects

If a single teacher can’t teach all the subjects

then

how could you expect a single student to learn all subjects.

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Shivaji Kyun Nahin Mile Ab Tak?

Aurangazeb:
Senapati batao ki hum Shivaji ko kyu Nahi dhund pa rahe hain??

Senapati:
kyoki Maharaj ham Mughal Hain Google Nahi !!!

 

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Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash

And

Now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

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Every girl deserves ONE GUY

Every girl deserves ONE GUY who looks at her every day like it’s the first time he saw her.

And Im that ONE GUY

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