Arz Kiya Hai

Arz kiya Hai…

Bigdi Hui Zindagi ki kuchh itni si kahaani Hai..

Wah.. wah..

20% to hum bachpan se kamine the

Aur 80% facebook/twitter/whatsaap ki meharbani Hai

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Saanp Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon

Saanp Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon…

Waah! Waah!

Saanp Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon …

Good Afternoon!
Good Afternoon!
Good Afternoon!

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KARINA, KATRINA & ZARINE

Karina, Katrina & Zarine

Do you know, ki Inn Teeno ki skin Itni Gori kyun hai?

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Socho….

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Kyuki Teeno k Naam mein RIN Aata hai… (KaRINa, KatRINa, ZaRINe)

Aue Rin deta hai Chauka Dene Wali Safedi..!!! 😀

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Best PJs – Wanna Die Laughing?

Om Puri was kidnapped by Taliban..
Govt launched a mission to save him .
Bolo uss mission kaa naam kya hoga??

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Answer: Sev Puri 😀 😛

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Another one…

If you are a girl named Khushi and you cry,
people won’t take it seriously… Why?

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because that would be ‘Khushi ke aansoo’!! 😀

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Ek aur….

If Sridevi is running a shop,
I wonder whether she would say
“Abhi Boney ka time hai…”

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I love it when my Sony smartphone hangs and gives me Problems
Because…

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“Sony de Nakhre sohne lagde menu”

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Cricket team k jab sab player out ho jate hain,
to sab machaar bhaag jate hain, batao kyun??

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KYUKI team “AllOut” hain naa. 😛 LOL

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Now Don’t kill me for this…

One day Om Puri came late for the shooting
Cast and crew said…

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Omelette aaya 😀

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Door Se Dekha To – Funny Shayari

Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahin,
Dooor se dekha… to kuchh dikha nahin…
Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahin!!

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Door se dekha to Patthar dikhta tha,
Dooor se dekha… to Patthar dikhtaa tha…
Paas jake dekha to… sach-much Patthhar hi tha!!

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Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha,
Door se dekha… to paani baras raha tha…
Paas gaya… to bheeg gaya!!

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Door se dehka to ‘Dharmendar’ lag raha tha,
Door se dehka… to ‘Dharmendar’ lag raha tha…
Pass se dekha to ‘Bandar’ nikla!!

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Kapil Sharma & Gutthi PJ

Kapil Sharma: Arey yaar yeh Gandhi ji har note par hanste kyon rahte hai?

Gutthi: Simple hai, wo royenge toh note geela ho jayega na …..ha ha.. Don’t Mind 😀

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Bap Bete ki Dushmani

Beta : Papa aap bade pagal aadmi hai.

Baap : Abe sale, Chal hatt, jaake tere baap ko bol Paagal.

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Best Munna – Circuit Jokes Collection

Munna-Circuit Jokes 

Munnabhai: Yaar circuit ye RAM NAVMI kyu manai jati hai?
Circuit: Simple bhai……!!!
is din Shri Ramji 8 vi pass karke 9th class me aaye the…

 

Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela hai, ye Pagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- aray simple Bhai, bolay to agar Pagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. . .!!!

 

Munna Bhai: Gandhi Jayanti ke bare mein kya jante ho?
Circuit: Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nahin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.

 

Munna Bhai: Akal badi ki bhais?
Circuit: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.

 

Munna Bhai: Mamu, tu kitna pada hai?
Mamu: B.A.
Munna Bhai: Sala, two akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?

 

Circuit: Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nahin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
Munna Bhai: Ae Circuit, woh Sunita ka baap aya hai tere ko dhund rehla hai.
Circuit: Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karne ko.
Munna Bhai: Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nahin bolega.
Circuit: Bhai, apun jhoot nahin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na. 😀

 

Munna Bhai: Kya kar rela hai circuit?
Circuit: Bhai bulb pe baap ka naam likh rela hu
Munna: Kyun!
Circuit: Bhai, baap ka naam roshan karne ka he na.

 

Munna: Ae Circuit ye Doctor log operation se pehle patient ko behosh kyun karte hai?
Circuit: Bhai! Bole to patient opration sikh gaya to Dr. Logo ki to wat lag jayegi na.

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Mom and her Son – Exam Result

one day son Came home, and told his mom that I got 1st place in exam

Mom (happily): Good, Keep it up son, keep it up

The son goes and kept its result card on cup board.

Mom asked: Why are you keeping your result card there?

The son said: “Mom you only said to keep it up so I kept it up… simple! 😀

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Interview – Elephant Fridge Questions

elephant-fridge-jokeTry to give answers to each questions by yourself first.. if you fail then only look at them.

Boss : There are 50 bricks on an airplane.
If u drop 1 outside. How many r left ?

Employee : That’s easy,49.

Boss : What r the 3 steps to put an elephant into a fridge ?
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Employee : Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge

Boss : What r the four steps to put a deer into the fridge ?
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Employee : Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in.
Close the fridge.

Boss : It’s lion’s birthday, all animals r there except one, why ?
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Employee : Because the deer is in the fridge.

Boss : How does an old woman cross a swamp
filled with crocodiles ?

Employee : She just crosses it because the crocodiles r at the lion’s birthday

Boss : Last question.
In the end the old lady still died. Why ?

Employee : Er.. I guess she drowned ?

Boss : No! She was hit by the brick fallen from the airplane.
U may leave now..

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Moral : No matter How much preparation you do for an interview, interviewer can always make you fail it.

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Accidentally Deleted Recycle Bin – WhatsApp Joke

Once upon a time, a guy accidentally deleted his “Recycle Bin” icon from his desktop on his laptop ( he was using Vista that time). He panicked, and headed over to his friend’s place with his pen-drive. He copied the “Recycle Bin” icon from his computer into the pen-drive, came back to his room and copied back the “Recycle Bin” icon onto his laptop’s desktop.

He is now vice president of Congress !!

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Forward it to your friends on whatsapp or facebook 😀

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