America VS India – Item Bombs

American: Hamare paas MADONA, JULIA, BRITNEY jaise Item BOMB hai….  tumhare paas kya hai?

Indian: Hamare paas EMRAN HASMI jaise BOMB DEFUSER hai!!!

Celebrity Jokes, PJ - Poor Jokes | Emraan Hashmi, Hindi, PJ | Ashish

Newspaper Headlines of 2050

Headlines of 2050:

1. Rajnikant in DHOOM 22

2. Golmaal-15 ready 4 release.

3. I will play the next world cup-Sachin.

4. Shahid, Saif attended Kareena’s 8th wedding.

5. Petrol-984 rs/litre.

6. Shahrukh khan’s daughter becomes a heroine with Amitabh Bachhan in a luv story titled: Cheeni Khatam

7. CID completd 10,00,000 episodes.

8. Nokia launches new phone..wid facilities lyk..20 sim card,500 gb in built memory, camera,music player,TV,fridge & washin machine in phne.

9.Ram gopal varma’s phoonk-23 again failed at box office.

10. India beat brazil in fifa world cup.

WhatsApp Jokes | Bollywood, English, PJ | Ashish

Horrible English sentences people use!

1. Don’t dare talk in front of my back!
2. Both of you three get out of the class!
3. Why are you so late.. say yes or no?
4. Take 5 cm wire of any length!
5. I have 2 daughters, both of them are girls.
6. All of you stand in a straight circle.
7. Quiet! The principal just passed away…
8. Everybody stand lengthwise.
9. Why are you looking at the monkey outside the window when I’m here?
10. You talking bad habit.
11. Give me a red pen of any colour.
12. Can i have some snow in my cold drink?

Others | English, PJ | Ashish

Santa ki English se bana PJ

Teacher Ne Santa Se Class Mein Ek Sawaal Puchha,

Teacher: “Cheel Ko English Main Kya Kehte Hain?”

Santa: “Eagle.”

Teacher: “Agar Cheel Beemar Ho Jaye To?”

Santa: “Illegal (ill eagle).

Santa Banta Jokes, Student Teacher Jokes | Hindi, PJ, School | Joker

Yo’ Mama is so stupid

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them! 😛

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she put a band-aid on her haircut. 😀

Yo’ Mama is so stupid, she went to a Clippers game to get a haircut. Continue reading

Yo' Mama Jokes | English, PJ | Joker

Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse on a Walk – Best PJ

Ek baar Donald Duck (DD) and Mickey Mouse (MM) ghoomne nikle.

Raste mein DD ne puchha, Mickey, Ramayan suna na yaar?

MM: Nahin, mujhe nahin aati

Yeh sunkar Donald Duck ko gussa aa gaya, aur usne Mickey mouse ko buri tarah se peeta… aur puchha,
Mickey, Ramayana yaad aayi?

MM: Nahin, yaad nahi aayi 🙁

Phir DD ne use ghaseet kar, ek hath se deewar par latka diya, aur phir puchha..
Mickey, Ab aayi Ramayank yaad?

Aur iss baar Micket ne farrate se bina bhoole poori Ramayan suna di.
Pata hai kyun??

Kyunki Jab mickey ko Wall se latkaya to he became WalMiki… 😀

PJ - Poor Jokes | Hindi, Jokes, PJ | Joker

Sunil Grover (Gutthi) Funny Shayari in Comedy Nights

Gutthi-Sunil-Grover-Anu-Malik-Comedy-Nights-Kapil

Na train mein, na phoolo mein
na rasoi mein na rain mein
dard milta hai to
tere diye hue pain mein…!

Na tan se, na mann se, na dhan se
Sarkar darti hai, to anna ke anshan se

Comedy Nights Jokes, Funny Shayari, PJ - Poor Jokes | Gutthi-Palak, PJ, Politics | Joker

Santa in Computer Exam

Santa in computer exam-;

Examiner: What is Microsoft Excel ??

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Santa: It is a new branch of Surf Excel to clean the Computer..!!

PJ - Poor Jokes, Santa Banta Jokes | English, Jokes, PJ | Joker

Shahjahan Ka Pota

Taj Mahal ko dekh kar
bola shahjahan ka pota..

Taj Mahal ko dekh kar
bola shahjahan ka pota..

Aaj apna bhi bank balance hota
Agar dada aashiq na hota!

Funny Shayari, PJ - Poor Jokes | PJ | Joker

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