Bus ke darwaze par

Pappu roz bus ke darwaje par khada hoke traval karta tha..

Ek din

Bus conductor : tu roz darvaze mein kadha rehta hein,
Tera baap kahin pe choukidar hein kya?

Pappu replies :
tu roz paise mangta hai, to tera baap pehle bhikari tha kya…! 😀 😛

WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, JOTD, Pappu | Aditya

April Fool Joke – Bachcha aur Mummy

Chota Bachcha (Pappu) Bhaga-Bhaga Maa Ke Pass Aaya Aur Bola..

Mummy-Mummy, Naukar Kitchen Mein Naukrani Ko Kiss Kar Raha Hai

Mummy Ye Sun Ke Kaam Chhod Ke Kitchen Mein Jane Lagi Aur Boli..

Mummy: Ruk Ja Abhi Uska Dimag Thikane Lagati Hoon

Pappu Tali Bajate Hue Bola:
Mummy, April fool!! Wo Naukar Nahi Wo To Papa The 😀 😛

Also Read: 3 Log Marne Ke Bad Swarag Ke Darwaje Par

WhatsApp Jokes | April Fool, Hindi, Pappu | Joker

Rasgulle Ki Dukaan

Customer to Pappu: Teri to rasgulle ki Dukaan hai, tera khaane Ka man nahi karta….

Pappu: karta to hai uncle Lekin papa count kar Ke rakhte hain….isliye bas choos Ke wapas rakh deta hoon.

Customer fainted 😛 😀 😀

Also Read: Ek pareshan dost

WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, JOTD, Pappu | Joker

Pappu reached late in English Class

English Sir – Pappu why are You So Late?

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Pappu – sir Meri Car…

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Sir – talk In English.

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Pappu – my Car Fassing In Kicchad

No Hiling

No Duling

Only Po Po Karing. Isliye me late coming!!

WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, Hinglish, Pappu | Joker

Pappu Aur Angrez in a Plane

Ek Baar Pappu Plane Se USA Jaa Raha Tha,
Sath Mein Ek Angrez Baitha Hua Thha…

Angrez:- Hi Main Ek Scientist Hoon.
Pappu:- Hello, Main Engineer Hoon.

Angrez:- Wow Engineer, Kya Hum Kuch Topics Par Baat Kar Sakte Hai?
Pappu:- Bilkul Continue reading

Jokes | Engineer, Hindi, JOTD, Pappu | Aditya

Pappu, Teacher aur Class ki group photo

Class Ki Group Photo Dekhte Hue Teachar Baccho Se Kehne Lagi Ki

Jab Tum Log Bade Hoke Ye Dekoge To Kahoge,
Ye Raju Hai Jo America Chala Gya..
Ye Chandu Hai Jo London Chala Gya..!
Or Ye Pappu Hai Jo Wahi Ka Wahi Reh Gya..!
Pappu Gusse Se Bola:

Aur Ye Humari Teachar Hai Jinka Dehant Ho Gaya! 😀

Student Teacher Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, Pappu, School | Joker

Nirmal Baba ne di Pappu ko Salaah

Nirmal Baba ki Jai Ho! Ek din baba darbar mein baithe the aur Bhakt apni dukh bhari kahaniya sunakar baba se salaah maang rahe the.

Pappu: Baba ki jai ho! Baba mujhe koi Rasta dikhao, Meri Shaadi tay nahin ho rahi! Aapki sharan mein aaya hoon!.

Nirmal Baba: Aap kya kaam karte ho?

Pappu: Shaadi hone ke liye kaunsa kaam uchit rahega?

Baba: Tum Mithai ki dukaan khol lo!

Pappu: Baba wo to 30 saalo se khuli hui hai, mere pitaji ki mithai ki dukaan hi hai!

Baba: Shaniwar ko subah 9 baje dukaan khola karo!

Pappu: Shani mandir ke bagal mein hi dukaan hai aur main roj 9 baje kholta hoon!

Baba: Kaale rang ke kutte ko mithai khilaya karo!

Pappu: Mere ghar 2 kaale kutte hi hain, Tony aur Bunty… Dono ki subah shaam mithai khilata hoon!

Baba: Somwar ko shiv mandir jaya karo!

Pappu: Main keval Somwar nahin, Roj shivmandir jata hoon. Darshan ke bagair main khane ko chhoota tak nahi!

Baba: Kitne bhai behen ho?

Pappu: Baba aapke hisaab se shaadi hone ke liye kitne bhai behen hone chahiye?

Baba: 2 bhai aur ek behen honi chahiye!

Pappu: Baba mere 2 bhai aur 1 behen hi hai… Prakash, Deepak aur Meena!

Baba: Daan kiya karo!

Pappu: Baba, maine Anaarth aashram khol rakha hai, roj daan karta hoon!

Baba: Ek baar badrinath ho aao!

Pappu: Baba aap ke hisaab se shaadi hone ke liye kitni baar Badrinath jana jaroori hai?

Baba: Zindagi mein ek baar ho aao

Pappu: Main to 3 baar ja chuka hoon!

Baba: Neele rang ki shirt pehena karo!

Pappu: Baba mere paas sirf neele rang ke hi kurte hain, Kal saare dhone ke liye diye hain, wapas milenge to sirf wahi pehenunga!

Baba shaant hokar Jaap karne lagte hain!!

Pappu: baba, ek baat kahun?

Baba: Haan jaroor, Bolo beta jo bolna hai!

Pappu: Main pehele se shaadi shuda hoon, aur 3 bachcho ka baap bhi hoon!
Idhar se gujar raha tha, socha tumhein ungali karta chalun!!! 😀

WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, Nirmal Baba, Pappu | Joker

Pappu tumhari Age kya hai

Teacher ne Pappu se puchha: Beta tumhari umra kya hai?

Pappu: Ghar me 7 saal, School mein 5 saal aur railgaari me 3 saal 😀

Student Teacher Jokes, WhatsApp Jokes | Hindi, Pappu, School | Rajendra

Masoom Pappu about Bomb in School

Teacher: Agar koi school k samne Bomb Rakhta h to kya
karoge beta PAPPU ?

PAPPU : 1-2 ghante dekhenge…

Agar koi le jata hai to thik hai
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Warna Staff Room me rakh denge 😀

Jokes, Student Teacher Jokes | Hindi, Jokes, Pappu, School | Joker

Master Ji And Pappu

Master ji (to pappu):  Agar Main Tumhe 2 Billi Du, Fir 2 Billi Du Aur Fir 2 Billi Aur Du
To Tumhare Pas Kitni Billiya Ho Jayengi…??

Pappu: Ji 7,

Master: Nahi, Mera Sawal Dobara Dhayan Se Suno…
Agar Main Tumhe 2 Billi Du, Fir 2 Billi Du Aur Fir 2 Billi Aur Du To Tumhare Pas Kitni Billiya Ho Jayengi.?

Pappu: Master Ji 7

Master: Hmm, Main Tumhe Alag Tarike Se Samjhata Hun,
Agar Main Tumhe 2 Seb Du, Fir 2 Seb Du Aur Fir 2 Seb Aur Du To Tumhare Paas Kitne Seb Ho Jayenge…..??

Pappu: Ji 6

Master Khush Hote Hue: Bahut Achhe, Ab Agar Main Tumhe 2 Billi Du, Fir 2 Billi Du Aur Fir 2 Billi Aur Du To Tumhare Pas Kitni Billiya Ho Jayengi……?

Pappu: Srey sir, kitni baar bolu 7

master ji (gusse se ) Bole : Abe kamine, jab seb 6 ho rahe hain to billi 7 kaise Ho Jayengi….?

Pappu (rote huye): Kyun ki mere Paas Ghar Par 1 Billi Pahle Se Hi Hai.. 😀

Jokes, Student Teacher Jokes | Hindi, Jokes, Pappu, School | Krishna

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