New Munna Circuit Jokes

Munna: Kya kar rela hai circuit?
Circuit: Bhai bulb pe baap ka naam likh rela hu
Munna: Kyun!
Circuit: Bhai, baap ka naam roshan karne ka he na.

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Munna: Ae Circuit ye Dr. log opration se pehle patient ko behosh kyun karte hai?
Circuit: Bhai! Bole to patient opration sikh gaya to Dr. Logo ki to wat lag jayegi na.

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Circuit: Bhai, apun ne kal Sania Mirza se phone pe baat ki.
Munna bhai: Arre wah, kya kaha usne.
Circuit: Usne kaha, Mamu wrong number!!

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Munna: ye Gandhi Bapu
har note me haste hi kyu rehte hei ??

Circuit: Simple hai
BHAI, Royenge to note
geeela ho jayenga na.

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Circuit- Bhai, Aamerican Rastrapati Kaha Rehta He?
Munna- DHOBIGHAT Pe
Circuit- Dhobighat Bole To?
Munna- English Me Bole To
WASHING TOWN”

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Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?
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Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke Salmaan Khan the !!!

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Funny Smriti Irani Yale Degree Jokes trending on twitter

After Smriti Irani said she has a degree from YALE university.
People started making fun of celebrities’s degree…

Here are some of the funny ones..

1) Yashoda Academy of Lallantop Engineering (YALE) degree certificate for Smriti 😀

Yale Smriti Irani degree Joke

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Jokes, Politician Jokes | Hindi, Munna-Circuit, Picture, Smriti Irani, Twitter | Joker

Munna – bus pe tu chade

Munna bhai: Circuit, agar bus pe tu chade, ya fir tujh pe bus chad Jaye to kya hoga?

Circuit: bole to bhai, dono baar ticket apani hi kategi !

Jokes | Hindi, Munna-Circuit | Aditya

What IS oxFord

Munna: “What is Ford?
Circuit:  Gaadi re, aur kya?

Munna: What is Oxford?
Circuit: BOLE TO Bail Gaadi re, itna bhi nahi janta!”

Jokes | Hindi, Munna-Circuit | Ashish

Munna Bhai Ka Impression

Munna Bhai ne pehle din office khola to bada khush tha.
Usko Circuit ne bataya ke bahar ek aadmi aaya hai…

Munna bada khush hua aur use andar aanay ke liye kaha. Us ke andar aanay say pehlay Munna nay socha ke us par impression dalna chahiye aur phone utha ke batien karnay laga.

“Haan Haan! 500 rupay fees hai, apun 10 baje tak betha hai idher, is say late nahi karnay ka, apun bahut busy hai”.

Us ke baad us nay phone rakha aur aanay walay say poocha “Beth na Maamoon, apun teray liye kya kar sakta hai?”

Man: Mien yahaan phone sahi karnay aaya hoon.

Jokes | Hindi, Munna-Circuit | Ashish

Best Munna – Circuit Jokes Collection

Munna-Circuit Jokes 

Munnabhai: Yaar circuit ye RAM NAVMI kyu manai jati hai?
Circuit: Simple bhai……!!!
is din Shri Ramji 8 vi pass karke 9th class me aaye the…

 

Munna Bhai:- a Circuit, apun k mind me 1 laucha chal rela hai, ye Pagla 1 tang utha k kae ko sota he?
Circuit:- aray simple Bhai, bolay to agar Pagla dosri tang b utha lega to gir jai ga. . .!!!

 

Munna Bhai: Gandhi Jayanti ke bare mein kya jante ho?
Circuit: Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nahin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.

 

Munna Bhai: Akal badi ki bhais?
Circuit: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.

 

Munna Bhai: Mamu, tu kitna pada hai?
Mamu: B.A.
Munna Bhai: Sala, two akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?

 

Circuit: Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nahin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
Munna Bhai: Ae Circuit, woh Sunita ka baap aya hai tere ko dhund rehla hai.
Circuit: Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karne ko.
Munna Bhai: Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nahin bolega.
Circuit: Bhai, apun jhoot nahin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na. 😀

 

Munna Bhai: Kya kar rela hai circuit?
Circuit: Bhai bulb pe baap ka naam likh rela hu
Munna: Kyun!
Circuit: Bhai, baap ka naam roshan karne ka he na.

 

Munna: Ae Circuit ye Doctor log operation se pehle patient ko behosh kyun karte hai?
Circuit: Bhai! Bole to patient opration sikh gaya to Dr. Logo ki to wat lag jayegi na.

Jokes, PJ - Poor Jokes | Bollywood, Hindi, Jokes, Munna-Circuit, PJ | Joker

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