Funny WhatsApp Jokes on Rahul and Pakistan after Narendra Modi’s Win in Elections

Agar aap ab ki baar modi sarkar sun sun ke pak chuke hain, to suniye kuchh naya…

Surakshit Kaale mere baal, Pagal ho gaya Kejriwal

Chyavanprash ho Sona Chandi, Nahin Jeetega Rahul Gandhi

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Ab to Congress ke bhi achche din aane wale hain
ND tiwari ke baad, Digvijay Bhabhi laane wale hain!

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Upar Chhatri, Neeche Chhaya
Bhaag Rahul, Modi Aaya!!

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Rahul jahan bhi ho Ghar aa jao, mata aur bahen dono paresan hai. Koi kuchh nahi kahega, sari jimmedari Manmohan uncle ne li hai. Jaldi aajao bas…

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New Congress slogan :
Abki baar……..
Antim sanskaar

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Urgent Update – Pakistan declares On GeoTv – we don’t want Kashmir now…but we will not give karachi.

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Pakistan mein dast rokne ki bikri mein aaj subah se apratyashit badhawa dekhne ko mila hai!!

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16 May 2014 ko dopahar delhi railway station se pakistan ke liye special train rawana hogi..
Shahrukh Khan, Lalu Yadav sahi jin bhi mahanubhaavo ne Modi ke PM banne par desh chhodne ki ghoshna ki thi, wo sabhi samay pat station pahunch jaayein!

1) 5 saal se bade bachcho ka poora ticket lagega (Rahul Gandhi Ka Bhi)
2) Jeb Katro se saawdhaan (Train mein chidambaram bhi honge)
3) Nav-vivahit jode ke liye S-1 mein seat rahegi (Diggi Raja)

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Aap ke paas Seatein Chaar
Ab ki baar Modi Sarkar!!

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Finally, the bizarre is over and here goes the awards for different category.
Best Actor- Aravind Kejriwal
Best Debut child actor- Rahul Gandhi
Best female actor in supporting role- Mamta Banerjee
Best female actor in negative role- Soniya Gandhi
Best actor in comic role- Digvijay Singh
Life time achievment award-Lal Krishna Advani
Movie of the year-Abki baar Modi Sarkar
Its heard that Anurag Basu has approached Manmohan Singh for “Barfi 2”.

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Ab ki baar, Modi Sarkaar – Best Jokes and Memes

BJP’s tagline for this Loksabha election campaign is “Ab ki Baar, Modi Sarkar”.

And soon enough, there are jokes floating on internet on this tagline.

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Just chose any line ending with “AAR”… and add the line “Ab ki baar, Modi Sarkar” to it.

Here are few best we have for you.

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